Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were having drinks this weekend at Hotel Dumonte at the table next to my friends.  If you somehow were reading this site late on Saturday night, you would have seen a drunkenly misspelled sighting.  Here are some more details:

-Apparently they smell like flowers.  (Ahh, the fresh scent of people who have professionals clean for them and do their laundry.)

-ScarJo’s ring is huge.

-ScarJo and I have the exact same physique.  (Either I have very kind friends or ScarJo’s been eating some cheese lately.)

-ScarJo’s skin was flawless and she was wearing black framed glasses.  (Note to self: need new glasses)

-They were with other people and were discussing surgery of some sort.

• I love anytime I get to talk about Ed Westwick on the blog.  Apparently, he and roomie/co-star Chace Crawford live in filth.  Sources claim their apartment is disgusting, dirty and smelly.  See, they probably are straight.  And, yes, that’s them in the photo above.
• As I’ve mentioned before, I don’t like Scarlett Johansson.  I don’t think she’s a very good actress and I just don’t get why everyone makes such a big fuss about her.  As if landing Ryan Reynolds wasn’t reason enough to hate her, she just did an interview with In Touch where she says she’s never been on a diet and doesn’t work out.  I so don’t believe that but can still hate on a girl who publicly says it.
• Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love might be bumping uglies.  Never has the phrase “bumping uglies” been more true.
• Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams are engaged.  Congrats!

I’m just not that into your stupid movie.  My review after the jump.

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• Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s relationship is a sham.  There is a super obvious blind item floating around today that is basically saying she lefts him F whoever he wants as long as they “publicly” stay together for the press.
• Joe Francis got arrested again.  He could spend 10 years in jail this time.  Sorry about it.
• Scarlett Johansson is a brunette now.  I don’t like it, but then again, I never understood what the big deal is.  She’s not THAT hot.  Is she?
• In a case of one step forward and two steps back, after making some smart choices lately, Amy Winehouse is planning to go to Jamaica to record her new album because it’s a very “inspirational” place.  Yes, it’s very inspirational if by inspirational you mean full of drugs.
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• The Britney news of the day is the defamation lawsuit that scumtwat Sam Lufti is bringing against B’s parents.