• Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel mayhave broken up.
• Mandy Moore might be pregnant.
• Ellen Pompeo is definitely pregnant.  Two thoughts on this one.  First, I was surprised she could get pregnant, what with her weighing 90 pounds and all.  Second, how are they going to handle this on Grey’s Anatomy?  Will Meredith also get pregnant?  It would be kind of difficult to cover up a pregnancy on such a tiny frame.
• Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler?  I hope not.  He’s a man-slut.  They are planning on doing a movie together so let’s hope they’ve just been meeting about that.  She might want to take up the Millionaire Matchmaker’s offer to privately fix her up with a nice businessman.
• Madonna fell off a horse and got hurt.  Her people are blaming it on the paparazzi but the cops aren’t.  According to the cops, if a paparazzo was to blame it would have been mentioned somewhere in the report and it wasn’t.
• In other Madonna news, her former chef says she’s a good mom…for a mere 30 minutes a day.  He says she only sees her kids after she’s taken care of her personal workout needs.
• Today’s WTF!?! news come from St. Lucia.  Amy Winehouse would love to adopt a little St. Lucian child.  There’s no way anyone would give her a child…or even a fish for that matter.

• See that look on Milo Ventimiglia’s face?  That’s the “Oh f*ck - now I realize why people told me not to date a teenager” look.  30 year old Milo was dating 19 year old Hayden Panettiere and they broke up.  Not only was he dating a teenager, he also works with her.  What did she do after the break up?  Surprise, surprise, she’s making his life hell at work.  My manager at the Baskin’ Robbins I worked at in high school could have told you what was gonna happen after breaking up with a teenager.  Anyway, Hayden is being a big bratty bitch on the set of Heroes and makes a big scene about not talking to him.  She’s even trying to get him fired.  Hell hath no fury like a teenage girl scorn.  This is why you shouldn’t date them. You should date girls like me who’ve been around the block a few times and have been jacked over by enough guys that we don’t care enough to make a stink when we’re dropped.
• Geri Halliwell is, apparently, “not the marrying type” and ended her engagement to her yachting billionaire fiance (his name is irrelevant, you have the info you need).  I’m not sure that I’m the marrying type but I’m damn sure I would become the type for a billionaire.  And, if he’s a billionaire who made him money off of the yachting business, I would also learn to swim.
• Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams got hitched.  She’s said to be “very, very happy”.  See - I can talk about happy celebs.

• I love anytime I get to talk about Ed Westwick on the blog.  Apparently, he and roomie/co-star Chace Crawford live in filth.  Sources claim their apartment is disgusting, dirty and smelly.  See, they probably are straight.  And, yes, that’s them in the photo above.
• As I’ve mentioned before, I don’t like Scarlett Johansson.  I don’t think she’s a very good actress and I just don’t get why everyone makes such a big fuss about her.  As if landing Ryan Reynolds wasn’t reason enough to hate her, she just did an interview with In Touch where she says she’s never been on a diet and doesn’t work out.  I so don’t believe that but can still hate on a girl who publicly says it.
• Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love might be bumping uglies.  Never has the phrase “bumping uglies” been more true.
• Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams are engaged.  Congrats!

DJ AM and Mandy Moore are back together.  Nothing like a near death experience to make you realize who is important to you.  Anyone out there have any ideas about creating the feeling of near death without actually creating an unsafe situation?  If so, we could revolutioning the dating world.  I’ve got a few boys to test it on.

Lindsay Lohan got fired from Ugly Betty.  I neither care nor have the energy to tell you why.  If you’re interested or just plain bored at work, Perez will tell you.

Sorry this post is so short today.  I’ve been fighting a killer urge to eat cake and it’s draining all the energy out of me.  I’m gonna go try to do some actual work to see if that helps kill the little fat girl inside me crying out for cake.  If you wanna kill more time on my site before heading back to work, just keep rewatching the Robert Pattinson post below.  MMm…yum…Robert Pattinson…mmm….yum…cake.