Geri Halliwell | Not So Glamorous

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Posted on April 13th, 2009 in Uncategorized

Introducing Bo, the First Puppy. He’s cute. I’m sure the Obama girls are super excited.
Will Britney have to testify in one of her myriad court cases? A lawyer who claims Britney hired him to get her out of the conservatorship has asked a judge to make her testify when she goes back to California on her Circus tour. His argument is that if she is in the right frame of mind to perform a huge solo tour, she is able to testify on her own behalf in a court of law. Makes sense to me. It would be SO interesting to hear what she has to say.
Pamela Anderson might get hitched for the fourth time.
Chris Brown has moved on. Depending your gossip source, he’s either dating his ex-girlfriend or a member of that girl group, Girlicious. Either way, you know Rihanna isn’t happy about it.
Geri Halliwell must have a magical vagina. After dumping her super rich fiancee, she’s found love in the arms of an Italian multi-millionaire. How does she land the big fish so easily?
Mel Gibson and his wife are getting divorced. I wonder how he’s going to spin this with his super conservative Catholic following?

Posted on March 11th, 2009 in Celebritization

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See that look on Milo Ventimiglia’s face? That’s the “Oh f*ck - now I realize why people told me not to date a teenager” look. 30 year old Milo was dating 19 year old Hayden Panettiere and they broke up. Not only was he dating a teenager, he also works with her. What did she do after the break up? Surprise, surprise, she’s making his life hell at work. My manager at the Baskin’ Robbins I worked at in high school could have told you what was gonna happen after breaking up with a teenager. Anyway, Hayden is being a big bratty bitch on the set of Heroes and makes a big scene about not talking to him. She’s even trying to get him fired. Hell hath no fury like a teenage girl scorn. This is why you shouldn’t date them. You should date girls like me who’ve been around the block a few times and have been jacked over by enough guys that we don’t care enough to make a stink when we’re dropped.
Geri Halliwell is, apparently, “not the marrying type” and ended her engagement to her yachting billionaire fiance (his name is irrelevant, you have the info you need). I’m not sure that I’m the marrying type but I’m damn sure I would become the type for a billionaire. And, if he’s a billionaire who made him money off of the yachting business, I would also learn to swim.
Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams got hitched. She’s said to be “very, very happy”. See - I can talk about happy celebs.

Posted on January 27th, 2009 in Celebritization

Brangelina’s former bodyguard is threatening to write a tell-all including the time they sent him out to by them latex bodysuits. I guess someone forgot to get him to sign a confidentiality agreement. I can’t wait. Let’s hope this piece of gossip is true.
Evan Rachel Wood has awful taste in men. First it was Marilyn Manson and now Mickey Rourke. I wouldn’t touch either of those guys with a ten foot poll. I will give her some credit - by sleeping with these nasty men she’s become a gossip page staple and people know her name.
Geri Halliwell is engaged to a yacht tycoon who got her a ginormous ring. Need I say more?
K-Fed and Britney are playing nice. She was having a BBQ at her house when he came to pick up the tater tots and decided to stay for a few hours to enjoy the family gathering.
Lindsay Lohan’s publicist says that Lindsay is not a cokehead. Well, she doesn’t say that. She said Lindsay’s weight loss is due to stress and that she saw Lindsay ete two whole meals once. Right…