Gavin Rossdale | Not So Glamorous

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Posted on April 22nd, 2009 in Celebritization

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I had to post this picture of Jonathan Rhys Meyers at some premiere because he’s finally getting the pretty back. Looks like he gained a couple pounds in rehab. Mommy likes.
Britney’s people quickly squashed a pregnancy rumor that Ryan Seacrest started on his show today. Thank goodness. It would have been truly tragic if she got knocked up by yet another broke down backup dancer.
Homosexuals around the world rejoice! VH1 is bringing back Diva’s Live. I was just thinking about this the other day. It’s been YEARS since I saw 5 bitches with amazing voices on the same stage trying to out screech one another. You haven’t seen oversinging until you’ve witnessed Mariah, Celine, Christina and Aretha singing together.
Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is back on the dick. Did anyone have to report this? She was obviously only gay for Sam Ron.
Speaking of gay, did you know that Gavin Rossdale was in a relationship with a dude for 5 years before Gwen? Me neither.
Jennifer Garner goes to a sex counselor from time to time to keep her relationship with Ben Affleck healthy. I have nothing snarky to say about this. Do what you gotta do, girl! Ain’t no shame.