• Two great pieces of Britney news for you.  First, Fe is back!  Effective immediately.  This is good news because Fe was with Britney threw all the good times and jumped ship when it was sinking.  Things really must be improving for her to make a return.  The second bit of news is that the custody agreement for the tour has been settled.  The tatertots get to come on tour with her.  She shares 50-50 custody with K-Fed and pays him 5K a week for his, ahem, efforts.
• Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight are both officially leaving Grey’s Anatomy.  Being a fan of the show, I initially thought this was bad but then remembered their character’s haven’t done anything this season aside from one of them having sex with a dead dude.  T.R. Knight’s character had about one line on last week’s episode.
• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are back together for the 4th time.  Call me crazy but I think something about these two works.
• George Clooney MIGHT be dating Fatima Bhutto, niece of the assassinated Benazir Bhutto.  I say MIGHT in big capital letters because this story comes from the National Enquirer.  They have been known to get a few things right.  :cough: John Edwards :cough:

This post is for my friend K who requested I do a little research on the whereabouts of Britney’s old assistant Felicia Culotta, aka Fe.  You all remember her, she was the older, dumpy woman that was always with B back in the good old days.  She also played the teacher in B’s …Baby One More Time video and was heavily featured in the non-emmy award winning docudrama Chaotic.  Anywho…

Turns out Fe is working as the personal assistant to my archenemies The Jonas Brothers.  Side note: I don’t like them because they are prettier than me and have way better hair.  As it turns out, The Jonas Brothers also employ B’s old bodyguarg Big Rob.  For hatemongering purposes, let’s add the Jonai to the list of reasons why B went ape shit.

This post is for my friend K who requested I do a little research on the whereabouts of Britney’s old assistant Felicia Culotta, aka Fe.  You all remember her, she was the older, dumpy woman that was always with B back in the good old days.  She also played the teacher in B’s …Baby One More Time video and was heavily featured in the non-emmy award winning docudrama Chaotic.  Anywho…

Turns out Fe is working as the personal assistant to my archenemies The Jonas Brothers.  Side note: I don’t like them because they are prettier than me and have way better hair.  As it turns out, The Jonas Brothers also employ B’s old bodyguarg Big Rob.  For hatemongering purposes, let’s add the Jonai to the list of reasons why B went ape shit.

This post is for my friend K who requested I do a little research on the whereabouts of Britney’s old assistant Felicia Culotta, aka Fe.  You all remember her, she was the older, dumpy woman that was always with B back in the good old days.  She also played the teacher in B’s …Baby One More Time video and was heavily featured in the non-emmy award winning docudrama Chaotic.  Anywho…

Turns out Fe is working as the personal assistant to my archenemies The Jonas Brothers.  Side note: I don’t like them because they are prettier than me and have way better hair.  As it turns out, The Jonas Brothers also employ B’s old bodyguarg Big Rob.  For hatemongering purposes, let’s add the Jonai to the list of reasons why B went ape shit.