Daily Celeb Round Up

Spears News:

• The National Enquirer is reporting that Jamie Lynn is pregnant AGAIN just 3 months after her first spawn was born. Apparently, she thought she couldn’t get pregnant while breastfeeding.I have no comment for that – the statement speaks for itself.  UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that JL is not pregnant.
• Britney’s new single Womanizer is #1 on iTunes.  In even better news, it’s being reported she went to get her hair did today.  Let’s cross our fingers and hope they didn’t let a blind puppy do her weave again!

Brangelina:  Star Magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie got a “mommy tuck” after the birth of her miraculous spawn. I don’t really believe this one. I don’t think Jesus, Zeus or any of the other deities that came together to create her magnificence would allow a silly thing like childbirth ruin her temple of a body.

The following people may or may not be:

Eva Longoria - just fat / not pregnant

Amy Winehouse - still alive

Halle Berry - pregnant