• Miley Cyrus is an idiot and now Asians are mad at her.  People - if you are famous and have endorsement deals, just don’t let people take pictures of you at parties.  Seriously.  Don’t whine.  It’s the cost of doing business.
• David Spade is hung, according to an old flame who appeared on the Howard Stern show.  So, that explains why he gets the ladies.  Now that I think about it, he is kinda cute…..
• Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s relationship is a sham.  There is a super obvious blind item floating around today that is basically saying she lefts him F whoever he wants as long as they “publicly” stay together for the press.
• Joe Francis got arrested again.  He could spend 10 years in jail this time.  Sorry about it.
• Scarlett Johansson is a brunette now.  I don’t like it, but then again, I never understood what the big deal is.  She’s not THAT hot.  Is she?
• In a case of one step forward and two steps back, after making some smart choices lately, Amy Winehouse is planning to go to Jamaica to record her new album because it’s a very “inspirational” place.  Yes, it’s very inspirational if by inspirational you mean full of drugs.
• Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher might adopt a baby.
• Katherine Heigl is smoking again.
• Gweneth Paltrow wishes she could start smoking again and plans to resume the habit when she’s 70.
• Elizabeth Edwards is writing a tell-all novel about her husband being an ass.
• The Britney news of the day is the defamation lawsuit that scumtwat Sam Lufti is bringing against B’s parents.

Perez is reporting that insiders are saying Elizabeth Edwards and John Edwards are no longer living together & have separated.  Good for her!  I was a huge John Edwards fan in the day but you just don’t go around cheating on your wife, fathering another child with another woman, giving your mistress a cushy fake job on your campaign, get your rich friends to pay your mistress money, get your friends to lie and say she’s their mistress, visit the mistress at a hotel, run away from the National Enquirer and lock yourself in a public restroom.  Come on!  You just don’t do that…especially if your wife has terminal cancer.