Posted on March 19th, 2009 in (Un)Reality TV, Celebritization
Tags: Eddie Cibrian, Heather Locklear, Leann Rimes, Mark Wahlberg, Real Housewives
- Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian were definitely having an affair. US Weekly leaked video footage today and claim to have seen the restaurant receipt he signed. The footage is on every site so I didn’t post it.
- Don’t worry if you don’t know who I’m talking about with this one. In fact, if you don’t, pat yourself on the back for having a life. Anyway, there’s a new Real Housewives of Orange County couple. Gretchen (from last season) and Slade (from the first couple of seasons) were spotted being “romantic” on a boat. Not that I like either of these people but I gotta give ‘em props for figuring out how to work the system and extend their 15 minutes.
- Mark Wahlberg knocked Rhea Durham up for the fourth time.
- Kenley Collins of Project Runway “fame” got arrested for beating her boyfriend up with a cat, a laptop, three apples and water. Sounds like a runway challenge.
- Heather Locklear in NOT going to be on the new Melrose Place.
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Posted on March 18th, 2009 in (Un)Reality TV, Celebritization
Tags: Britney Spears, Bruce Willis, Chris Brown, Christina Ricci, Eddie Cibrian, Guy Ritchie, Leann Rimes, Rihanna
- Are Leann Rimes & Eddie Cibrian bumping their married uglies? That’s the big story of the day. Despite the fact that it could be me and and Harold in that grainy, faceless photo (above), I believe it. She’s been married to her husband, a former dancer and current stylist, since she was 19. Combine an attractive 26 year old woman with a husband of questionable sexuality, a serious case of the seven year itch and an incredibly attractive co-star and you have the recipe for infidelity.
- Guy Ritchie and Elle Macpherson had dinner together in London. Obviously, this means they are a couple.
- Christina Ricci and Owen Benjamin (don’t worry, I don’t know who he is either) are engaged.
- Bruce Willis might get his very own child bride. Rumor has it he will be marrying his girlfriend, Emma, this weekend in an exotic location.
- Today’s Britney news is good. A judge ordered Adnan Ghalib to stay away from Britney for 3 years.
- Rhianna and Chris Brown are “on a break”. This is good. It would have been better if they had done it immediately after he broke her face.
- John Mayer is a douche. We knew this already but now we have proof. He said via his Twitter account - “My heart didn’t come with instructions”. Douche. Who says that? It’s like when The Ex used to post “is loving and loved” as his Facebook status (not in reference to me, of course). Seriously? No one needs to hear that shit.
- And, the WTF!?! news of the day comes from Bravo. They announced the cast of Real Housewives of New Jersey today. New Jersey?!? Were the real houswives of Detroit busy?
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