Britney tells our neighbors to the north to not smoke weed, y’all.
I’m not the only one who doesn’t think Ed Westwick is hot anymore. Gossip Girl costume designers have asked producers to talk to him about his newly formed chub.
Celine Dion is thinking of buying a hockey team. Interesting.
Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud, one of my fav bands, was named best dressed woman by Glamour UK.
Miley Cyrus admits to still crawling into bed with her parents. Why exactly would you do that if you have an underwear model in yours?
Pink and Carey Hart are back together. I’m happy about this. These two always sort of made sense.
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson broke up again. Her “inability to commit” is to blame.
SATC sequel to be released May 2010. Some spoilers have been leaked but I’m not printing them!
It is with profound sadness that I announce Ed Westwick is no longer my 2nd favorite dirty british boy. After looking at the picture above, do you need to ask why? I had no idea what was (or, more accurately wasn’t) going on under his designer duds. There is nothing sexually desireable about his torso. So sad. Any ideas for replacements?
Lindsay Lohan is broke. Not broke like you or me, but broke in the “no cash in my checking account” way. I’m sure she’s got enough property to live off of for a few years.
Lindsay Lohan is a liar. In an interview with Nylon magazine she said she’s working on a project with Sean Penn and they want Seth Rogen involved but he won’t call them back. Seth Rogen says she never called and that he would be man enough to call her back if she had.
TLC, minus the L, is going on tour. They start rehearsals soon. “Don’t go chasing waterfalls…”
Robin Williams is recovering from heart surgery. Word has it he’s already started cracking jokes.
According to “Cousin Pebbles”, Dean Sheremet, Leann Rimes’s hubby, “has been gay since he was five years old.” While I believe this is probably true, I do question the validity of any source called “Cousin Pebbles”.
Happy 28th Birthday to Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Since he’s not in the gossip pages too often, I’m happy to have any reason to post hot pics of him. I have a major hard-on for this guy.
Today’s WTF! news involves Madonna and the Twilight sequel, New Moon. Guy Oseary, Madge’s business parter, was one of the producers on Twilight and is, according to Ryan Seacrest, thinking of getting Madonna involved in New Moon either by giving her a part or, more likely, having her work on the soundtrack. In your gay minds, “Fierce” the natural response to hearing about any new projects involving Madonna. Boys, this is not fierce. This is retarded. If you don’t believe me, I have two words for you: Swept. Away.
Lindsay Lohan was spotted going into Chace Crawford & Ed Westwick’s apartment at 6am this morning. They do need a cleaning lady. Maybe she’s just the hired help. She has said that she’s so skinny because of all the hard work she’s doing and homegirl hasn’t been doing any acting so I think this is a fair guess.
M.I.A. is awesome. Despite having a kid 6 days ago, she’s really eager to perform at the Oscar’s this Sunday. It’s not officially confirmed but she does want to do it.
Britney Spears has been sharing rehearsal space with Nine Inch Nails and they’ve been getting along “famously”.
Kate Moss is not pregnant, she just put on some weight in her boobs. No, this doesn’t explain that bump she had the other day but let’s ignore that. The important part of this revelation is that the extra weight has made her tits a B cup. I am a B cup. For the first time in my life I can say Kate Moss and I wear the same size and that’s what really matters.
I love anytime I get to talk about Ed Westwick on the blog. Apparently, he and roomie/co-star Chace Crawford live in filth. Sources claim their apartment is disgusting, dirty and smelly. See, they probably are straight. And, yes, that’s them in the photo above.
As I’ve mentioned before, I don’t like Scarlett Johansson. I don’t think she’s a very good actress and I just don’t get why everyone makes such a big fuss about her. As if landing Ryan Reynolds wasn’t reason enough to hate her, she just did an interview with In Touch where she says she’s never been on a diet and doesn’t work out. I so don’t believe that but can still hate on a girl who publicly says it.
Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love might be bumping uglies. Never has the phrase “bumping uglies” been more true.
I love men and often leer lecherously at them. What a better way to kick of the new site launch and the new year than with a list of the top 10 hotties of 2008? This list does not represent the 10 hottest guys in the world but, the top 10 hotties I’ve discovered in 2008. Enjoy!
#10 - Adam Levine
He’s been around for a while but it wasn’t until the new Maroon 5 album came out this year that I even really took notice. Sure, he’s the size of a leprachaun and probably a major douche, but he unexplainably makes my insides yearn for him to treat me like crap and then write a song about it.
#9 - Michael C. Hall as Dexter
Please note that I specifically say Michael C. Hall as his serial killer character, Dexter. On his own, MCH is not hot enough to make this list but add a touch of sociopath with a sprinkle of twisted morals and you’ve got the perfect recipe for a hottie.
#8 - Dave Annable
This guy should get a lot more press. I’d never noticed him until I started working my way through Brothers & Sisters this year. The whole wounded, addicted soldier character he plays on the show definitely adds to his hotness.
#7 - Zachary Levi
I want to date this guy. He represents the kind of guy I think I would be great with. He’s tall, got great hair, good teeth, seems super funny and a little socially awkward. I’d also venture out to say that he’s packing a solid 8″ with some decent girth. (Can you tell I’ve thought about him?) Sadly, guys like him don’t tend to go for me. Interesting side note - based on his name you would think he’s Jewish but he’s not. His real last name is Pugh. His parents were just really into biblical names.
#6 - Jermaine Clement
You may know Jermaine as one half of Flight Of The Conchords. If you haven’t seen their show yet, you are really missing out. It’s highlarious. Even though there is something vaguely neanderthaloid about his appearance, I find him truly mesmerizing. I spend like half the show laughing out loud and the other half imagining how he’d be in bed. My guess is a little clumsy. Bonus points for the Kiwi accent.
#5 - Julian McMahon
I have a hard on for Julian McMahon. He’s been around for many years now but I only just discovered him this year when I started watching Nip / Tuck. I’m not going to say much more on the subject of him because his photo speaks for itself. PS - Check out the arm hair in the pics…yum.
#4 - Ryan Kwanten
This guy is cute but it’s his ass cheeks and obliques that get him the coveted #4 spot on this list. Those of you who’ve watched True Blood are fully aware of what I’m talking about. For those of you who haven’t, please reference the photo above.
#3 - Ed Westwick
He’s hot. If you must know the reason’s I think so, just click on his tag and read everything I’ve already written about him. I often refer to him as my second favorite dirty British boy.
#2 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Yes, this is the kid from 3rd Rock From the Sun but he is all grown up now. He did a GQ photoshoot with Claudia Schiffer that is too hot for words. If you haven’t seen it yet, check it out.
This is devastating news and, no, I am not insinuating that Ed Westwick, aka my 2nd favorite dirty British boy, is gay. He’s not, I mean, he might be, but I don’t think so and that’s not the point. This little piece of news is particularly devastating because Ed Westwick was at a gay bar last night that I have frequented in the past. Last night he was spotted hanging out at Marie’s Crisis on Christopher Street in the West Village. For those who don’t know it’s a lovingly, divey piano bar where both gays and girls who love showtunes go to sing around the piano. It’s mildly tragic at times, but everyone there tends to be really nice and it totally wins you over to be around people like that.
Living in NYC, you know there are celebrities all over the place, just not in your little version of NY. Seriously, depending on your salary, field of employment, subculture and vice preference, there are thousands of different “kinds” of NYC. My New York City doesn’t have real life celebrities in it…until now…on a night when I was at home baking cookies. Shoot me now.
In heartbreaking news, there is a Gossip Girl hook-up that involves my second favorite dirty British boy. Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr (who plays Vanessa on the show) were seen kissing in an airport in Dallas as they made their way back to NYC after spending Thanksgiving with Chase Crawford’s family.
Speaking of GG, Serena’s mom, aka Kelly Rutherford, is preggers again. Congrats.
For you fashionistas out there, a rumor has been circulating that Anna Wintour will be getting the ax from Vogue. Yeah, I don’t care, but you might.
Everyone’s favorite maybe bisexual, Lindsay Lohan took it to the blogs to let us know that she and Samantha Ronson did not break up. Wait – I thought they weren’t together?So, how could they break up? Damn, if that’s how it works, I have an announcement I would like you all to know:
Rob Pattinson (because apparently he goes by Rob and not Robert now) and I are NOT breaking up.
In related Rob Pattinson news (seriously, why change it from Robert? Rob sounds like a douche-y investment banker whereas Robert sounds like an ethereal being sent here for all of us to gaze upon…sort of), Socialite Life has some pics of him and his ex Camilla Belle hanging out in LA.Not to fear though, she’s dating one of the Jonai now – which I don’t get. How can you go from RP to a Jonas Brother? Isn’t that like switching from a Real Doll to a Barbie?
And the weirdest gossip I read today was about Tom Cruise merging his family with the Beckham’s in some special ceremony.I say special in the “kid who ate glue and smelled like pee in the 3rd grade” way and not the “ooh, isn’t that special, you got me a puppy” way.It was his Thanksgiving present to the Beckham family to show his commitment to their family and friendship.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are fighting…again…over Lindsay flirting with some guy. This story pops up about every other week with a different guy. This time is was her ex Calum Best. They danced together at a club in London and then Lindsay and Sam got into a fight in the car on the way home. I don’t want to ruffle any feathers with this comment, but this is kinda what most of my lesbian friends do with their girlfriends. One or both of them gets drunk, one of them talks to someone - it doesn’t really matter who, bonus points if it’s an ex-girlfriend, the other one gets even drunker and they get into a big fight. That’s the part we see and what the bloggers are constantly reporting with L. Ron. What they don’t see is the fight aftermath that happens at home. They yell a little. Then, they talk about it…and keep talking about it. Then they have make up sex. Fighting is like GHB for lesbians. At least the ones I know.
Apparently, Tom Cruise’s new movie “Valkyrie” really sucks and he’s really bad in it. This is kind of old news but I wanted to bring it up again because I watched “Interview With A Vampire” this weekend. I used to be obsessed with both that movie and Tom Cruise. Rewatching it was mildly painful. Tom was really bad in it and I never knew. I think it’s a case of once you know someone is crazy, the crazy eyes are impossible to ignore.
A big congrats to Ed Westwick and Robert Pattinson for making People’s Sexiest Men Alive list. There are some other hot f*cks on the list plus Mark Paul Gosselaar (?).
The big story of the day is Jennifer Aniston and, surprisingly, it has nothing to do with her horseyc*cked lover. In an interview with Vogue magazine, JenAn publicly commented (for one of the first times, I think) on the whole Brangelina sitch. She is quoted as saying:
“What Angelina did was very uncool. There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”
Good for her. It was uncool. ‘Nuff said. Way to keep it classy, Aniston. She really could have thrown the punches but I think this is a good way to comment on the whole situation. If she was more passionate or mean spirited in her response people would really rip her to shreds. Now let’s wait and see if Zeus throws a thunderbolt at her house for daring to speak out against the woman that stole her husband…oh wait, I mean the wonderous and mighty Angelina.
Whoops! I spoke to soon. As I was writing this, Dlisted just added another quote from her interview and it is about horseyc*ck.
“People need to mind their own business! Did you ever think Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield made sense? Love just shows up.”
Exactly! Love just shows up…at the base of a 10 inch c*ck.
The NY Daily News is reporting that Juliette Lewis totally passed on an opportunity to hit it with my 2nd favorite dirty british boy, Ed Westwick, at a Killers concert in NYC. Apparently, he was trying to chat her up and she responded with “Who is this guy?”. WHAT!?! Has the Scientology started to rot out her vagina along with her brain? It wouldn’t matter if he’s the drunk dude who hangs out on my stoop, he’s hot. Seriously, if that drunk dude looked like Ed Westwick, I would totally take him up on the various offers he routinely makes me. Oh, Juliette, how I used to love thee.
Oh a lighter note, little Jayden James Federline is out of the hospital. And, because Britney is a genius, she celebrated by taking him to a gator farm.
If you’ve got a hot second to kill, check out the Robert Pattinson drunk pictures on TMZ. My personal fave is photo 2. He’s got a nice tongue. Oh, and you’re welcome.
Is Lindsay Lohan starting to crave a little more than Samantha Ronson and her Hitachi Magic Wand? There are some not so veiled blind items paired with stories about Lindsay Lohan flirting with Chase Crawford that lead us to believe not all is well is their sapphic paradise. I don’t if this is true but I do think it’s just a matter of time before Lindsay returns to c*ck. If this is true, it makes sense that she goes for Chase Crawford because he is so darn pretty and delicate. Personally, I like ‘em a little dirtier…like Ed Westwick. Yum. Just for fun I posted a pic of him and my other obsession Robert Pattinson above. They both look a little worse for wear but it’s cool - I can just imagine it’s what they would look like after a night naughty fun. Mmm…I really do like ‘em dirty.
Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud was seen out and about for the second time this week with Giants cornerback Jason Bell. I’m probably the only one who cares about this but I had to post it because I lurve, lurve, lurve Girls Aloud and Nadine is my fav.
More Baby News! Alyson Hannigan is pregnant. I really like her. Most people adore her from her stint as Willow from Buffy or as “band girl” from American Pie but I didn’t start digging her until I started watching How I Met Your Mother. Seriously, if you haven’t watched that show, it’s really great. Neil Patrick Harris is killer on it. All the episodes are available to watch online at cbs.com.
Even More Potential Baby News! Those pregnancy rumors I told you about and quickly dismissed are picking up steam. There are pics of Jennifer Aniston sporting a little bump on her belly. I’m still not convinced. I know that I personally always put on a little bloat when I’m getting some regularly. Guys always want to eat so you end up going out to restaurants or ordering in which is ALWAYS more fattening than sitting home alone eating a bottle of sauvignon blanc and half a pack of smokes for dinner. Until I see proof, I’m gonna think it’s just sex bloat.
This one is for the Claymates who’ve been blowing up my site after yesterday’s post. (Btw…thanks for reading guys!) My friend over at Could You Imagine? confirmed yesterday that Clay Aiken was dropped from his record label. If they did this because of low sales, that’s fine, but if it’s because of his recent coming out, that is a whole world of wrong. Why don’t all of his hardcore fans take it from the blogs to the streets and stand up for him? So what if he’s gay? He’s like our generation’s Barry Manilow - ya know, minus the songwriting skills.
