New Britney Video Alert: If You Seek Amy was released today. It’s cute but not amazing. None of her new videos have been up to Slave or Toxic level.
In other Britney related news, if Adnan Ghalib gets convicted of running down that dude with his car he may have to serve 7 years of jail time OR he’ll get deported back to Afghanistan. What a far way to fall in one year - from Mexico with a crazy, pink wigged Britney to Afghanistan with the Taliban.
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have broken up again. A “friend” says this might not be the last that you hear about them meaning they’ll probably get back together again. I hope they don’t become THAT couple. You know, the couple who break up every couple of months, put their friends through all the break-up drama and then get back together again. I hate that couple and would have to care a little less for Jen. (Note: this applies to couple that do it more than once - everybody gets one.)
Good news Twilight fans! Drew Barrymore is not directing Eclipse. The job went to Juan Antonio Bayona.
Word on the royal mews is that Prince William is getting ready to pop the question.
Star Magazine is reporting that Angelina walked in on Brad Pitt giving a massage to the nanny she “flipped out” and “got right in Brad’s face, screaming at the top of her lungs, and told the nanny to get out of her house and never come back!”
If you asked “What is this fuckery?” when you looked at the above pic, get on the boat with the rest of us. These are snaps from the American version of “Absolutely Fabulous”. This has got to be one of the worst ideas for a remake ever. To “Americanize” the show, you kinda have to take out all the good shizz. What is left of Patsy when you take away the rampant drug use? And all that smoking? What about the smoking? And, Patsy wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit. Bad idea.
Today’s WTF!?! news isn’t really news. I just want to know what Kanye West is trying to do with that stripper he’s dating. She’s neither cute nor fashionable. I think he thinks her alien-esque looks are fashion forward. I just don’t get it. Maybe he thinks bringing a low rent trailer trash ho to Paris fashion week is ironic?
This Chris Brown / Rhianna thing just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Turns out the woman he was getting the texts that started this whole thing from is his 40 year old manager. In court papers, they acknowledge that the texts came from someone he has a previous sexual relationship with. Word on the streets is they were doing the nasty back when Chris was 16. I wonder what’s going to come out next. This thing is a train wreck.
Drew Barrymore herself confirmed that she is on the shortlist to direct Eclipse, the third movie in the Twilight saga. Not sure how I feel about this one.
I’ll admit it, I want to go see “He’s Just Not That Into You”. I’m a sucker for Jennifer Aniston romantic comedies, but if you ask my official reason, I’ll say research for NSG. I haven’t read the book but am familiar with the premise - if a guy doesn’t call, he’s not into you. It maybe an oversimplified statement but it is true. If a guy wants a woman, he’ll call her and make plans with her. If he doesn’t, he won’t. He might send the odd text or respond to your email a week later but that just means he’s either cowardly and doesn’t know how to just make a clean break or he’s stringing you along waiting for something better to come along. We’ve all been there. No shame.
Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore and Ginnifer Goodwin did a cute interview with Marie Claire. You can read the whole thing here or just read the interesting tidbits I’ve pulled out for you:
Jennifer Aniston drinks Grey Goose on the rocks with lime and olives but doesn’t eat the olive cause it makes her puffy.
Ginnifer Goodwin hits the nail on the head for us Southern girls when she says: “I was raised in this Southern culture where if a guy was sarcastic, that just meant he didn’t know how to show his love — but secretly he cared! I completely bought that. The men I chased and the things I put up with — it was criminal.”
Drew Barrymore eats Kraft Deluxe Macaroni & Cheese after a breakup. Me too.
Jennifer saves old voicemails from her ex-boyfriends and, yes, even her ex-husband. She really shouldn’t say stuff like that. It’s like handing ammunition to the enemy.
