I’m not old.  I’m 27.  I’m also not a baby either and fear that I’ve officially stepped over the “grown up” line that I’ve been toeing for the past couple of years.  Last night, I was out on a date with eHarmony guy and we had the past relationships talk.  Usually, my six year relationship and subsequent faux “divorce” totally trumps everyone.  Not last night.  Right after I tell my story, he tells his.  Muthaf*cker is DIVORCED and HAS A KID!!!  I took the news like a champ because I’m not really into him and was already 5 glasses of wine into the evening.  Thinking about it this morning I realized that regardless of the fact that he should have told me sooner, I am now at an age where it’s totally reasonable for people to be divorced.  I am at the age where I can date a man my age who is a divorcee.  The kid thing is scandalous and is the deal breaker, but there’ve always been people in my age group with kids.  Divorce seems like a whole other animal.  I am now at the age where someone I date had enough time to date someone else, fall in love, get married, fall out of love, go through the motions of a messy breakup AND deal with lawyers.   Chances are his whole relationship was probably shorter than mine, but there’s something so grown up about getting a divorce and having a kid.  Oh, and I’m not the only one this has happened to this week.  My friend started dating a guy and found out he was divorced too!  I hate to say it guys, but…we’re getting old.  Wait, not old - growing up.

Daily Celeb Round-up

Ex-Files: As you saw in my post yesterday and subsequent update today, the Daily Mail falsely reported a story about David Duchovny having an affair with his tennis coach.  Now, it is being reporting that DD is going to sue the Daily Mail for the article.  I’ve been around the gossip block long enough to know the difference between an actor saying they are going to sue and actually sueing.  If they say it and never end up suing, it usually means the story is true.  If they actually sue, it’s false.  I’m not sure what I think in this case.  I guess we’ll just have to keep an eye to see if he actually follows through on the suing threat.  I’ll keep you posted.  BTW…I am so much more interested in this divorce than that other one I’m not talking about.

Baby News:  There is so much baby news out there right now that it’s enough to make a lady feel like she needs to stop making her mansluts double bag it.  Here’s the baby run down:

• Gillian Anderson popped out a baby boy named Feliz Griffiths last week.  I wonder if DD had time to send a gift basket?
• In Touch Weekly is reporting that Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley are planning to adopt a baby from Korea.  Take this with a grain of salt though because I find that mag to be one of the least accurate.  That said, I do love Koreans.
• Lil Wayne made his baby announcement via a shout out to his unborn son at the BET Hip Hop awards.
• Jenna Jameson is expecting twins with UFC champ Tito Ortiz.  This is actually old news but I thought maybe you guys weren’t as on top of your porn star news as I am.
• Not that I believe this one either, but rumors are floating around that Madonna thinks A-Rod is a great specimen and wants to have his baby.
• Billie Piper gave birth to Winston James Fox.  I didn’t even know she was pregnant.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting divorced.  I’m not going to go into any further detail because I know all of you have been reading up on it.  What I am going to say is WTF is up with them NOT having a pre-nup?  What the hell?  That is more retarded than the kid my alcoholic, crackheaded cousin had with her brother.  (Ok, that’s not true…at least not the part about her being a crackhead…I mean, she freebased every now and then but, really, who doesn’t?  You get the point.)

Whether you think she walks on water or is a raging biznatch, you gotta admit this is the height of stupidity.  Homegirl is worth $500,000,000.  I’m worth about $5 and you’d best be sure I would guarantee that any man wouldn’t get his hands on it.  Maybe all that Kaballah got to her brains and she thought this was going to last but what’s the harm in a pre-nup?  I know a lot of girls who have a problem with them but I don’t get it.  If you are the world’s most perfectest couple to ever have lived, it won’t matter that you signed one because you are never going to need it.  And if you do end up needing it, then great!  It makes the whole process that much easier which gives you more time to go out and be a drunken slut.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting divorced.  I’m not going to go into any further detail because I know all of you have been reading up on it.  What I am going to say is WTF is up with them NOT having a pre-nup?  What the hell?  That is more retarded than the kid my alcoholic, crackheaded cousin had with her brother.  (Ok, that’s not true…at least not the part about her being a crackhead…I mean, she freebased every now and then but, really, who doesn’t?  You get the point.)

Whether you think she walks on water or is a raging biznatch, you gotta admit this is the height of stupidity.  Homegirl is worth $500,000,000.  I’m worth about $5 and you’d best be sure I would guarantee that any man wouldn’t get his hands on it.  Maybe all that Kaballah got to her brains and she thought this was going to last but what’s the harm in a pre-nup?  I know a lot of girls who have a problem with them but I don’t get it.  If you are the world’s most perfectest couple to ever have lived, it won’t matter that you signed one because you are never going to need it.  And if you do end up needing it, then great!  It makes the whole process that much easier which gives you more time to go out and be a drunken slut.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting divorced.  I’m not going to go into any further detail because I know all of you have been reading up on it.  What I am going to say is WTF is up with them NOT having a pre-nup?  What the hell?  That is more retarded than the kid my alcoholic, crackheaded cousin had with her brother.  (Ok, that’s not true…at least not the part about her being a crackhead…I mean, she freebased every now and then but, really, who doesn’t?  You get the point.)

Whether you think she walks on water or is a raging biznatch, you gotta admit this is the height of stupidity.  Homegirl is worth $500,000,000.  I’m worth about $5 and you’d best be sure I would guarantee that any man wouldn’t get his hands on it.  Maybe all that Kaballah got to her brains and she thought this was going to last but what’s the harm in a pre-nup?  I know a lot of girls who have a problem with them but I don’t get it.  If you are the world’s most perfectest couple to ever have lived, it won’t matter that you signed one because you are never going to need it.  And if you do end up needing it, then great!  It makes the whole process that much easier which gives you more time to go out and be a drunken slut.