• The hot piece of man meat in the photo above is Bradley Cooper.  You can’t really tell though because you can’t see his face but I don’t think you will mind since his abs, arms and quads are all very visible.  Bradley and my homegirl, Jennifer Aniston, were spotted out on a date in NYC this past week.  I hope this is true because they’d make a very, very pretty couple.  They seem like a good fit - they are both funny and super dedicated to their workouts and their dogs.  The only thing that might be a problem is that Bradley does not drink and Jennifer can throw back tequila like a…well, like me.
• In other semi-related to Bradley Cooper news, Nip/Tuck has been canceled.  This is sad news.  Even sadder is the fact that although they finished shooting the final season on June 12th, it won’t air until 2011.
• Jon & Kate are getting a divorce, production on their show has been halted and Jon is moving to NYC.  Can we stop talking about them now?
• Denise Richards confirmed in an interview that John Stamos is really good in bed.  Good to know.
• K-Fed owes owes the IRS $14,371 in back taxes.  He was probably too busy eating to do his taxes.
• There’s lots to report on the baby news front.  It’s been confirmed that Gisele is definitely pregnant.  Also, Camilla Alves & Matthew McConaughey are expecting their second baby.  Rachel Griffiths gave birth to a baby girl.  Ooh, and Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick’s twin girls were born today!  Congrats to all.

Slow gossip day…

• Jennifer Aniston and David Spade hung out for a little while on Monday.  She was sitting on his lap.  Wonder if she could feel what we now know is his giant magic stick?  I knew Jen and I had something in common - we’re both size queens!  That said, I think they’re probably just friends.
• Katherine Heigl and her hubby saved a puppy in Mexico and named his Oscar.  Someone’s working on their image.  Btw, I can’t believe the direction they went with her Grey’s character.  Guess that’s what happens when you talk smack about the writers.
• Clay Aiken on ANTM?  That just sounds wrong.  There’s a rumor he might be one of the guest judges.
• In case you care (I don’t), Denise Richards and Steve-O are going to be on next season’s Dancing With The Stars.

As easy one from Perez:

What reality TV “star” was so desperate to have her barely watched show renewed that she agreed to a 70% pay cut for the second season????

That’s pretty obviously Denise Richards.

From Crazy Days and Nights:

Even an A lister gets unlucky sometimes. There was some previous discussion whether this individual is actually A list. If he isn’t A then he is right on the cusp. Apparently all the women surrounding his table thought he was A list or at least wanted him to think so. Allegedly dating someone everyone thought he was behaving himself except in the drinking department until a model walked by. He immediately ran over to the model and began trying to hit on her. Apparently though she didn’t know who he was. When he informed her drunkenly who he was and what he had been in, she said, “I don’t really care. Plus if you need to list your accomplishments to get a date, you really have not accomplished all that much.” It would have been nice if this had been a quiet conversation, but unfortunately for our film the entire group surrounding the table all heard it. Nice.

I have no clue.  Any ideas?  Some people on the message boards were saying Ryan Gosling because he may or may not still be dating Rachel McAdams.  I can see how people wouldn’t readily recognize him but I think he’s deffo A list.  Hmm…

Another toughie from Awful Truth:

As we have made abundantly clear, there are a ton of closeted gay actors and performers in this business.

And whether or not these sexually deceiving dudes choose to be public about their shenanigans, usually their reps—managers, publicists, agents, gardeners, etc.—find out via some email or some shocked coworker that their client goes homo. Not so with Oded Good-Head…

His manager discovered the boy likes to do it with other boys by walking in on Oded in his dressing room! Was most awkward, too, as the man who was being serviced by Mr. Good-Head—who has quite the reputation with the girlies, not to mention multitalents in front of concert audiences and movie cameras alike—saw the manager first.

Very whuh-whoh kinda sitch, ya know?

Poor Od-y didn’t notice his 10 percent guy was standing right there until his latest surreptitious conquest pulled him up and away from what the awfully good-looking performer was so earnestly doing.

End result? Fellatio interruptus—and new pics of Oded and assorted chickies coming out soon in Us Weekly and other razor-sharp standards of Hollywood journalism.

Ok, so he’s a boy and he’s does concerts and acts.  My first thought was Justin Timberlake, but then it could be Zac Efron, Chris Brown or any others.  Thoughts?

Jermaine Jackson is saying that there will be a Jackson 5 reunion tour and Janet will be their opening act.  I HIGHly doubt this.  If Michael is going to mount a production, why wouldn’t he do it on his own and collect all the cash for himself?

Denise Richards: It’s Complicated is coming back for another season.  Finally, we have more brazilian waxes and spray tan episodes to look forward to.  Seriously, did she do anything else on that show?  Oh, right, she called a woman a cunt.  Good times.

Sienna Miller is suing the paparazzi for following her around.  Boo hoo.  Let’s all feel bad for the poor, little, rich, no talent actress who photographers care way too much about.  Why do people care about her? I don’t even know why I’m writing about her.  All I know is that she used to F Jude Law back when he had hair.  Lucky b!tch.