I love men and often leer lecherously at them.  What a better way to kick of the new site launch and the new year than with a list of the top 10 hotties of 2008?  This list does not represent the 10 hottest guys in the world but, the top 10 hotties I’ve discovered in 2008.  Enjoy!

#10 - Adam Levine

He’s been around for a while but it wasn’t until the new Maroon 5 album came out this year that I even really took notice.  Sure, he’s the size of a leprachaun and probably a major douche, but he unexplainably makes my insides yearn for him to treat me like crap and then write a song about it.

#9 - Michael C. Hall as Dexter

Please note that I specifically say Michael C. Hall as his serial killer character, Dexter.  On his own, MCH is not hot enough to make this list but add a touch of sociopath with a sprinkle of twisted morals and you’ve got the perfect recipe for a hottie.

#8 - Dave Annable

This guy should get a lot more press.  I’d never noticed him until I started working my way through Brothers & Sisters this year.  The whole wounded, addicted soldier character he plays on the show definitely adds to his hotness.

#7 - Zachary Levi

I want to date this guy.  He represents the kind of guy I think I would be great with.  He’s tall, got great hair, good teeth, seems super funny and a little socially awkward.  I’d also venture out to say that he’s packing a solid 8″ with some decent girth.  (Can you tell I’ve thought about him?)  Sadly, guys like him don’t tend to go for me.   Interesting side note - based on his name you would think he’s Jewish but he’s not.  His real last name is Pugh.  His parents were just really into biblical names.

#6 - Jermaine Clement

You may know Jermaine as one half of Flight Of The Conchords.  If you haven’t seen their show yet, you are really missing out.  It’s highlarious.   Even though there is something vaguely neanderthaloid about his appearance, I find him truly mesmerizing.  I spend like half the show laughing out loud and the other half imagining how he’d be in bed.  My guess is a little clumsy.  Bonus points for the Kiwi accent.

#5 - Julian McMahon

I have a hard on for Julian McMahon.  He’s been around for many years now but I only just discovered him this year when I started watching Nip / Tuck.  I’m not going to say much more on the subject of him because his photo speaks for itself.  PS - Check out the arm hair in the pics…yum.

#4 - Ryan Kwanten

This guy is cute but it’s his ass cheeks and obliques that get him the coveted #4 spot on this list.  Those of you who’ve watched True Blood are fully aware of what I’m talking about.  For those of you who haven’t, please reference the photo above.

#3 - Ed Westwick

He’s hot.  If you must know the reason’s I think so, just click on his tag and read everything I’ve already written about him.  I often refer to him as my second favorite dirty British boy.

#2 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Yes, this is the kid from 3rd Rock From the Sun but he is all grown up now.  He did a GQ photoshoot with Claudia Schiffer that is too hot for words.  If you haven’t seen it yet, check it out.

#1 - Robert Pattinson

No surprise here.

Daily Celeb Round Up

Sienna Miller confirmed that she is now single. Word on the street is Balthazar Getty is going back to his wife. I’m only mentioning this because this weekend I watched about 6 hours of that show Brothers & Sisters. Sienna should use her magical vagina claws to grab up the guy that plays Justin on the show. I just Googled him – the name is Dave Annable and he’s a cutie. That’s a picture of him above with a dog to make you swoon. Happy Monday!  Oh, and remember ladies & gents, f-ing a married dude never works out for anybody.

Britney’s tatertot Jayden James is in the hospital but it’s not as serious as other sites were reporting this morning.  Turns out that little JJ just ate something that didn’t agree with him.  He DID NOT have a seizure and K-Fed is NOT on his way to Louisiana.  JJ will likely be discharged tomorrow.

In other Britney news, she will be spending Thanksgiving in Europe. According to her official website, she’s going over to Europe to perform on Star Academy in France and X Factor in the UK. This is really very exciting news, y’all. It’s a sound decision by her team to have her first performances be on European shows. Sure, we will all get to see the You Tube clips, but the audiences over there tend to be a little nicer and less critical than here in the states.  This comeback is really happening.       

Mariah Carey told the Daily Mirror that her and her baby-hubby Nick Cannon did not have sex until after they were married.  And there you have it. Golddiggers of the world take note.  Nick did this thing right.

Lindsay Lohan told Harper’s Bazaar that she is a bi-sexual.  Well, maybe.  Yeah, she is.   But, maybe.  Yeah.  And she also told them she is definitely not a lesbian.