Daily Dish

Posted on June 26th, 2009 in Celebritization

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  • Daniel Radcliffe only dates older women.  “Older women” meaning girls in their twenties.  He’s 19.  Sounds like Harry Potter is ripe for the picking.
  • Ciara and Kristinia DeBarge will be opening for Britney on the 2nd leg of her US Tour.  They shouldn’t get that excited though.  The Pussycat Dolls said they never once saw Britney while they were on tour with her.
  • Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock might be knocking cowboy boots.
  • Leighton Meester is probably engaged to her boyfriend Sebastian Stan.  It hasn’t been confirmed by her people but they haven’t denied it.
  • According to a new book, Marlon Brando and Jackie Kennedy got it on a couple of times back when Marlon was a hottie.
  • Kim Kardashian is working on an album.  Does she not realize that people can’t see her ass through the radio and therefore will not care?
  • Katie Holmes is doing a Judy Garland tribute on the season finale of So You Think You Can Dance.  Would you be surprised if I told you it was because Tom Cruise was pushing her to do it?  He just LOVES Judy…
  • Jonathan Rhys Meyers got arrested in the Charles De Gaulle airport after punching a waiter who tried to breakup a fight between JRM and a bar manager who refused to serve him more alcohol.  I guess rehab didn’t work.

Daily Dish

Posted on May 13th, 2009 in (Un)Reality TV, Celebritization

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  • Today is a very special day.  It’s the anniversary of the birth of my favorite dirty British boy.  Happy 23rd  Birthday, Rob!
  • There is some ANTM dramz in the house.  Paulina Porizkova was fired by producers on her BIRTHDAY!  That’s cold.  Even colder, they told it’s because of her huge ego…oh and they needed to save money, which is a fair reason.  She must have pissed off Tyra big time for them to call her on her birthday, fire her and basically call her a b!tch.
  • This Jon & Kate drama is getting out of control.  In People Magazine, Kate admits they might get divorced.  In US Magazine, “sources” say Kate might be having an affair with her bodyguard.  Star Magazine claims that Jon and Kate have a contract allowing him to cheat as long as he stays on the show.  And, finally, the National Enquirer claims Kate has a violent temper and would lose the kids in a divorce.  Wow.  I’m tempted to say this is all a publicity stunt, but I dunno.  All I really care about is who is talking to Aiden about animals?  Who is Alexis screaming at?  Jon and Kate can pretend to be the stars of the show but we all know Aiden and Alexis are the real stars.  (Kudos to the very, very few of you who what I’m referring to.)
  • Lindsay Lohan has a messy house.  The cops were called over and they couldn’t figure out if the place was ransacked or just plain messy.  Is anyone genuinely surprised that a cokehead starlet and her idiotic, spoiled 15 year old sister can’t pick up after themselves?
  • More baby news - Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden are having a boy.
  • Is Daniel Radcliff gay?  I know he’s been hanging out with a drag queen lately but I just thought he was one of those beautiful and rare straight male creatures who are 100% comfortable with the gays.  (Yes, yes, lots of straight guys hang out with gay men but I ask you how many of the ones you know are TRULY, TRULY comfortable?  It’s very rare, trust.)  Well, a Ben Widdicombe blind item is insinuating Harry Potter is actually gay - “Which quietly gay young actor referred to in a previous Cut the Labels item has started hanging out with a drag queen crowd? Methinks the closet door is cracking open.”  Interesting…I knew there was a reason I was so sexually attracted to Harry Potter.  It always works that way.