Daily Dish

Posted on June 9th, 2009 in Celebritization

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dita

  • I believe you could put this photo in the dictionary under the word “UPGRADE”.  The sexy beast in the photo with Dita Von Teese is her new boyfriend - 25 year old Frenchman Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac.  I’d say he’s quite the step up from Marilyn Manson, no?
  • Britney just added Australian dates to her tour.  This is the first time she’s taken a tour Down Under.  Papa Spears is keeping her busy.  It’s probably for the best - plus, between her legal troubles and funding Kevin’s overeating disorder, she needs the funds.  It will be interesting to see how she holds up when she’s not working all the time.  I bet there’s a reason they are keeping her busy.
  • Leo DiCaprio is single…for any of you still stuck in 1998 who may care.
  • Speaking of being stuck in the 90’s, Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are engaged.  Remember back when every girl thought they were Angela from My So Called Life?
  • Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson left London together and Lindsay has since been seen at Sam’s house in L.A.  Based on Lindsay’s Twitter’s, it seems like they are really back together.  Lindsay was also seen with a diamond ring on her hand but I’m not buying into that.
  • It looks like Madonna’s people were finally able to convince (aka bribe/intimidate) the Malawian government.  The courts are expected to approve her bid to adopt little Mercy James.

Daily Dish

Posted on February 9th, 2009 in Celebritization, Living & Loving

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jonhamm

  • This isn’t really gossip worthy, I just thought you should all familiarize yourself with Jon Hamm.  I just finished season one of Mad Men and am now in lust with him.  If you’ve ever wondered what type of guy I want, this is it.  Tall, dark, handsome and wearing an impeccably tailored suit.
  • Chris Brown smacked the sh!t out of Rhianna. The story/details keep changing.  The latest is he was arrested for assault, possibly felony assault with a deadly weapon.  Some outlets are alleging that she has a broken jaw and shattered cheekbones.  I hope he realizes he just royally f-ed himself.  Rhianna is the princess of the R&B/pop world (sorry, Beyonce) and one of the biggest hitmakers today.  I hope she hits him where it really hurts - his wallet.  UPDATE: The info on this changes hourly so for the latest, check out TMZ.
  • Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are engaged.  A lot of people don’t like her because of the whole “I stole a man from a pregnant woman” thing, but I can forgive and forget.  She will always be Angela Chase to me.
  • Is Reese Witherspoon pregnant?  Judge for yourself - PITNB has pics here.
  • St. Lucian’s can rejoice!  Amy Winehouse is reportedly going back to London to deal with her impending divorce.
  • Blink 182 are reuniting.  I don’t care and wouldn’t have put this on the site if I didn’t have a story to go along with it.  I was friends with this one straight guy and he invited me to a Blink 182 concert.  We go to the concert with this couple and after about two hours I realize that not only were we on a double date, but, apparently, we’d been dating for three months and things were getting serious.  I had no clue.  I let him buy me a slice of pizza sometimes before work and we maybe kissed one time when I was wasted, but I didn’t really consider that dating.  Besides, who dates a girl for three months and doesn’t think it’s weird that she won’t kiss him.  I would think it’s weird if I date someone for a month and don’t bone them so I have no idea what his frame of reference was.  Surprising or not, this was the second time I found out a friend thought I was dating him.  Maybe I send the wrong signals…