Britney’s Tater Tots busted a move during a rehearsal for her UK tour. It’s so cute, it almost melts my cold, black heart.
Brad and Angelina are officially denying breakup rumors. I believe them.
Here’s the latest story from the National Enquirer. Take it with a grain of salt. When Sean Penn announced to Robin Wright Penn that he wanted a divorce, he also told her that he dreamed of meeting someone new and starting a family. That’s cold. That’s colder than when The Ex told me sex was only a small step up from masturbation for him during our break up. In addition to his previous comment, when Robin very understandably got pissed and threw her wedding ring at him, Sean said she was acting like a child. I do kind of believe this story.
Chris Pine, the hottie from Star Trek aka the new wet dream of every gay man I know, dumped that chick from The Hills. Methinks he realized he could do a lot better now that he’s the star of what is sure to become a very successful franchise.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together OR Lindsay is stalking Sam. Either way, they were spotted together at Bungalow 8 in London. I warned you that lesbian breakups take forever.
Christina Ricci and that very tall man she was with broke off their engagement.
The best news of the day award goes to Whitney Houston. It was announced that her album will drop on September 1st. I can’t wait for the first single. I hope it was worth the seven year wait.
Are Leann Rimes & Eddie Cibrian bumping their married uglies? That’s the big story of the day. Despite the fact that it could be me and and Harold in that grainy, faceless photo (above), I believe it. She’s been married to her husband, a former dancer and current stylist, since she was 19. Combine an attractive 26 year old woman with a husband of questionable sexuality, a serious case of the seven year itch and an incredibly attractive co-star and you have the recipe for infidelity.
Guy Ritchie and Elle Macpherson had dinner together in London. Obviously, this means they are a couple.
Christina Ricci and Owen Benjamin (don’t worry, I don’t know who he is either) are engaged.
Bruce Willis might get his very own child bride. Rumor has it he will be marrying his girlfriend, Emma, this weekend in an exotic location.
Today’s Britney news is good. A judge ordered Adnan Ghalib to stay away from Britney for 3 years.
Rhianna and Chris Brown are “on a break”. This is good. It would have been better if they had done it immediately after he broke her face.
John Mayer is a douche. We knew this already but now we have proof. He said via his Twitter account - “My heart didn’t come with instructions”. Douche. Who says that? It’s like when The Ex used to post “is loving and loved” as his Facebook status (not in reference to me, of course). Seriously? No one needs to hear that shit.
And, the WTF!?! news of the day comes from Bravo. They announced the cast of Real Housewives of New Jersey today. New Jersey?!? Were the real houswives of Detroit busy?
