Britney’s Tater Tots busted a move during a rehearsal for her UK tour. It’s so cute, it almost melts my cold, black heart.
Brad and Angelina are officially denying breakup rumors. I believe them.
Here’s the latest story from the National Enquirer. Take it with a grain of salt. When Sean Penn announced to Robin Wright Penn that he wanted a divorce, he also told her that he dreamed of meeting someone new and starting a family. That’s cold. That’s colder than when The Ex told me sex was only a small step up from masturbation for him during our break up. In addition to his previous comment, when Robin very understandably got pissed and threw her wedding ring at him, Sean said she was acting like a child. I do kind of believe this story.
Chris Pine, the hottie from Star Trek aka the new wet dream of every gay man I know, dumped that chick from The Hills. Methinks he realized he could do a lot better now that he’s the star of what is sure to become a very successful franchise.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together OR Lindsay is stalking Sam. Either way, they were spotted together at Bungalow 8 in London. I warned you that lesbian breakups take forever.
Christina Ricci and that very tall man she was with broke off their engagement.
The best news of the day award goes to Whitney Houston. It was announced that her album will drop on September 1st. I can’t wait for the first single. I hope it was worth the seven year wait.
The first official New Moon poster. Although Edward isn’t in this book that often, Robert Pattinson gets plenty of screentime as a flashback or figment of Bella’s imagination. Thank goodness.
Amy Winehouse was taken to a hospital in St. Lucia for the third time in as many months. Never fear, she was released the same day.
Chris Pine (the hottie from Star Trek) and one of those awfuls girls from the Hills are dating. Methinks that it’s time for an upgrade, Chris. You are now the star of what is sure to become a huge Hollywood franchise. His agent needs to get on top of this.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is working on a country album. Why?
I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but I’ve been refraining from posting any Rihanna stories lately. Well, she’s up and done the one thing thing that would get me to pay attention. She was seen making out with Aubrey Graham aka Jimmy Brooks aka the kid in the wheelchair on Degrassi at Lucky Strike in NYC.
Cameron Diaz loves the planet and therefore doesn’t flush the toilet when she goes #1.
Britney is being sued again. This time it is a former bodyguard who claims the working conditions were unsafe. Now, call me crazy but isn’t the very nature of being a bodyguard unsafe? Aren’t you supposed to put yourself in harm’s way to protect the person who hired you to be their bodyguard? It sort of seems like his case is completely without merit.
John Mayer thinks dudes hate him because he dates their fantasy girls. Wrong! Let me clarify. Dudes don’t hate John Mayer because I really don’t think dudes think about him. The only people who really care about him are chicks and gay guys who read gossip blogs and, well, we don’t really care - we’re just mildly interested because we heard he has a horse cock.
Bravo is casting for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I can already tell you there is no way this is going to be as entertaining as the Real Housewives of New Jersey.
