So after seeing the glory that was the Circus starring Britney Spears, my ass got sick and I laid on the couch for three days.  Hence, the lack of posting.  Here’s the celeb gossip that we missed.  A lot of shizz happens when I get sick.

• There were lots of babies born.  Jenna Jameson & Tito Ortiz had twins.  Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke also had twins.  Carson Daly just had one.
• Natasha Richardson was critically injured in a skiing accident in Canada.
• Madonna was busy.  Her boy toy, Jesus Luz, moved into her NYC apartment.  She’s also thinking of adopting another African baby.
• Danny Masterson and Bijou Phillips are engaged.  I didn’t even know they were dating.
• There was a near riot at the ANTM auditions here in NYC.
• Lindsay Lohan had some legal issues.  No worries, her lawyers already cleared things up.
• Lindsay had a busy weekend.  Her and Samantha Ronson got in a huge fight at their house during which one of them through somethings through a window and broke it.  Cops were called in.
• Fergie went brunette.
• Jaime Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt are dating.
• People Magazine confirms that John Mayer broke up with Jennifer Aniston.
• Michael Jackson sold out 50 concerts in a few hours.
• Lily Allen beat up a paparazzo.
• Britney Spears may have a secret boyfriend - her longtime talent agent, Jason Trawick.  Papa Spears approves.
• Howard K. Stern was arrested and charged in connection to the death of Anna Nicole Smith.  It’s about damn time.