Posted on May 20th, 2009 in (Un)Reality TV, Celebritization
Tags: Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Chris Pine, Degrassi, John Mayer, Real Housewives, Rihanna, Robert Pattinson, Twilight
- The first official New Moon poster. Although Edward isn’t in this book that often, Robert Pattinson gets plenty of screentime as a flashback or figment of Bella’s imagination. Thank goodness.
- Amy Winehouse was taken to a hospital in St. Lucia for the third time in as many months. Never fear, she was released the same day.
- Chris Pine (the hottie from Star Trek) and one of those awfuls girls from the Hills are dating. Methinks that it’s time for an upgrade, Chris. You are now the star of what is sure to become a huge Hollywood franchise. His agent needs to get on top of this.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt is working on a country album. Why?
- I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but I’ve been refraining from posting any Rihanna stories lately. Well, she’s up and done the one thing thing that would get me to pay attention. She was seen making out with Aubrey Graham aka Jimmy Brooks aka the kid in the wheelchair on Degrassi at Lucky Strike in NYC.
- Cameron Diaz loves the planet and therefore doesn’t flush the toilet when she goes #1.
- Britney is being sued again. This time it is a former bodyguard who claims the working conditions were unsafe. Now, call me crazy but isn’t the very nature of being a bodyguard unsafe? Aren’t you supposed to put yourself in harm’s way to protect the person who hired you to be their bodyguard? It sort of seems like his case is completely without merit.
- John Mayer thinks dudes hate him because he dates their fantasy girls. Wrong! Let me clarify. Dudes don’t hate John Mayer because I really don’t think dudes think about him. The only people who really care about him are chicks and gay guys who read gossip blogs and, well, we don’t really care - we’re just mildly interested because we heard he has a horse cock.
- Bravo is casting for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I can already tell you there is no way this is going to be as entertaining as the Real Housewives of New Jersey.
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Posted on May 18th, 2009 in (Un)Reality TV, Celebritization
Tags: Adam Levine, Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, K-Fed, Katie Price, Luke Perry, Mel Gibson, Natalie Portman, Pamela Anderson, SATC, Sean Penn
- I couldn’t resist posting this picture of Pamela Anderson at Life Ball 2009. I have no idea what she’s doing but I love her whole look. A lot of people on the internets talk a bunch of smack about Pammy but I heart her. I always have. Yes, she’s a little older but she looks a hell of a lot better in that outfit than any of you reading this. She seems like someone who enjoys life and knows she’s only got a few more years to run around in bathing suits and she’s making the best of it. Heart. Her.
- Cynthia Nixon and Christine Marinoni (or Rojo Caliente, as you may know her if you are an avid DListed reader) are engaged! Good for them. Now, if only New York can get on the ball and make it legal for them to do it here. It really is shameful that Iowa legalized gay marriage before New York.
- Natalie Portman has addressed the Sean Penn rumors and says they are just friends. I’m tempted to believe this because she rarely ever publicly addresses rumors or even her relationship. That said, I’m pretty sure they did it at least once. Sure, they are friends NOW but a few months ago…who knows.
- Are Cameron Diaz and Adam Levine (a NSG Hottie of 2008) an item? They were spotted having lunch together this weekend which, in the gossip-sphere, means they are dating and in love. Just watch, in a couple weeks Star Magazine is going to publish false engagement and/or pregnancy rumors. Whatevs. I don’t hate them together. He’s a hot piece although seems a bit short for her. It’s also important to note that he is the 2nd guy she’s dated after Jessica Simpson.
- For those of you who care, Shia LeBeouf is not packing heat downtown. In his own words: “I am not extremely well endowed.”
- Katie Price and Peter Andre’s marriage suffered from a lack of sex. According to a “friend”, Peter said they hadn’t done it since 2007. Hot damn! That beats my no sex record with The Ex.
- Britney spent $10,000,000 of the $12,000,000 she made last year. Mostly on staffing, legal fees and whatever it is that K-Fed has been eating.
- Baby News! It seems impossible to have a Dish without any. Mel Gibson’s camp confirmed his girlfriend is in fact pregnant. She’s in her second trimester which is interesting since he just filed for divorce in April. Wonder what the Pope thinks of this.
- I am overjoyed to share this news with you…are you ready?…ok…here it is - Luke Perry is in negotiations to guest star on the new 90210. Now, before you get your panties in a bunch, Star Magazine is reporting this so it’s possibly not true. Even still, I hope it is. I was THE biggest Dylan fan back in the day. So much so that my dog’s name was Luke Perry [Insert My Last Name]. I hope this is true…Woot!
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