Here’s what you missed in the world of gossip while you were drunk and subsequently hungover this weekend:

• Bruce Willis and Natasha Bedingfield got married.  Not together - to other people, just on the same weekend.
• Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are engaged.
• Josh Groban and Katy Perry are dating.  That’s an odd couple.  What do you think they listen to during sexy times?
• Bret McKenzie from Flight of the Conchords got married.  Both Conchords are now hitched.  Sad.
• Rhianna and Chris Brown might have a sex tape.

• Are Leann Rimes & Eddie Cibrian bumping their married uglies?  That’s the big story of the day.  Despite the fact that it could be me and and Harold in that grainy, faceless photo (above), I believe it.  She’s been married to her husband, a former dancer and current stylist, since she was 19.  Combine an attractive 26 year old woman with a husband of questionable sexuality, a serious case of the seven year itch and an incredibly attractive co-star and you have the recipe for infidelity.
• Guy Ritchie and Elle Macpherson had dinner together in London.  Obviously, this means they are a couple.
• Christina Ricci and Owen Benjamin (don’t worry, I don’t know who he is either) are engaged.
• Bruce Willis might get his very own child bride.  Rumor has it he will be marrying his girlfriend, Emma, this weekend in an exotic location.
• Today’s Britney news is good.  A judge ordered Adnan Ghalib to stay away from Britney for 3 years.
• Rhianna and Chris Brown are “on a break”.  This is good.  It would have been better if they had done it immediately after he broke her face.
• John Mayer is a douche.  We knew this already but now we have proof.  He said via his Twitter account - “My heart didn’t come with instructions”.   Douche.  Who says that?  It’s like when The Ex used to post “is loving and loved” as his Facebook status (not in reference to me, of course).  Seriously?  No one needs to hear that shit.
• And, the WTF!?! news of the day comes from Bravo.  They announced the cast of Real Housewives of New Jersey today.  New Jersey?!?  Were the real houswives of Detroit busy?