Daniel Radcliffe only dates older women. “Older women” meaning girls in their twenties. He’s 19. Sounds like Harry Potter is ripe for the picking.
Ciara and Kristinia DeBarge will be opening for Britney on the 2nd leg of her US Tour. They shouldn’t get that excited though. The Pussycat Dolls said they never once saw Britney while they were on tour with her.
Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock might be knocking cowboy boots.
Leighton Meester is probably engaged to her boyfriend Sebastian Stan. It hasn’t been confirmed by her people but they haven’t denied it.
According to a new book, Marlon Brando and Jackie Kennedy got it on a couple of times back when Marlon was a hottie.
Kim Kardashian is working on an album. Does she not realize that people can’t see her ass through the radio and therefore will not care?
Katie Holmes is doing a Judy Garland tribute on the season finale of So You Think You Can Dance. Would you be surprised if I told you it was because Tom Cruise was pushing her to do it? He just LOVES Judy…
Jonathan Rhys Meyers got arrested in the Charles De Gaulle airport after punching a waiter who tried to breakup a fight between JRM and a bar manager who refused to serve him more alcohol. I guess rehab didn’t work.
Britney is NOT engaged. Not that her camp has come out to deny the rumors. They don’t have to because this is Star Magazine reporting and no one believes them anymore. It was only a week ago that we got the official confirmation that she was dating Jason Trawick. I just thought I’d let you know that the marriage rumors have begun. Besides, you know Papa Spears is not letting go of control over her pocket book after all the work he’s put in de-crazyfying the Britney machine.
Victoria Beckham and I are the same size. I’ll wait a moment while you clean up the iced coffee you just spit out on your keyboard. Compose yourself, I’m talking about her breast size. Posh Spice got fed up with having giant, fake, rock hard tits and got her implants removed. She’s now down to the lovely handfull that is a 34B.
Peter Andre and Katie Price have both signed reality show deals. Surprise, surprise. They will each have their own show to chronicle the divorce - each from their own side. Who wants to bet $20 that the season finale of each show will be an hour long special where they realize they are still in love and get back together.
The latest news from neverending lesbian break-up land is that Samantha Ronson broke up with Lindsay Lohan again last night. This time via a text message after Sam went to dinner with Nicole Ritchie who totally despises Lindsay. These people are ridiculous.
Megan Fox broke up with David Silver aka Brian Austin Green again. If you care…
I believe you could put this photo in the dictionary under the word “UPGRADE”. The sexy beast in the photo with Dita Von Teese is her new boyfriend - 25 year old Frenchman Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac. I’d say he’s quite the step up from Marilyn Manson, no?
Britney just added Australian dates to her tour. This is the first time she’s taken a tour Down Under. Papa Spears is keeping her busy. It’s probably for the best - plus, between her legal troubles and funding Kevin’s overeating disorder, she needs the funds. It will be interesting to see how she holds up when she’s not working all the time. I bet there’s a reason they are keeping her busy.
Leo DiCaprio is single…for any of you still stuck in 1998 who may care.
Speaking of being stuck in the 90’s, Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are engaged. Remember back when every girl thought they were Angela from My So Called Life?
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson left London together and Lindsay has since been seen at Sam’s house in L.A. Based on Lindsay’s Twitter’s, it seems like they are really back together. Lindsay was also seen with a diamond ring on her hand but I’m not buying into that.
It looks like Madonna’s people were finally able to convince (aka bribe/intimidate) the Malawian government. The courts are expected to approve her bid to adopt little Mercy James.
Britney’s Tater Tots busted a move during a rehearsal for her UK tour. It’s so cute, it almost melts my cold, black heart.
Brad and Angelina are officially denying breakup rumors. I believe them.
Here’s the latest story from the National Enquirer. Take it with a grain of salt. When Sean Penn announced to Robin Wright Penn that he wanted a divorce, he also told her that he dreamed of meeting someone new and starting a family. That’s cold. That’s colder than when The Ex told me sex was only a small step up from masturbation for him during our break up. In addition to his previous comment, when Robin very understandably got pissed and threw her wedding ring at him, Sean said she was acting like a child. I do kind of believe this story.
Chris Pine, the hottie from Star Trek aka the new wet dream of every gay man I know, dumped that chick from The Hills. Methinks he realized he could do a lot better now that he’s the star of what is sure to become a very successful franchise.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together OR Lindsay is stalking Sam. Either way, they were spotted together at Bungalow 8 in London. I warned you that lesbian breakups take forever.
Christina Ricci and that very tall man she was with broke off their engagement.
The best news of the day award goes to Whitney Houston. It was announced that her album will drop on September 1st. I can’t wait for the first single. I hope it was worth the seven year wait.
Colin Farrell turned 33 and went to dinner with some friends. That’s not really why I’m posting this picture though. I’ve always had a bit of a thing for Colin, but for the past couple of years he has looked busted. This is the first photo I’ve seen of him that has made my nether regions quiver in quite some time. It’s always nice when the world gets a little sexy back.
It seems that Britney and her agent Jason Trawick really are an item. He’s been on vacation with her family, spent quite a bit of time on tour and now Britney has included him in one of her most favorite activities - Saturday afternoon trips to Starbucks. It must be getting serious.
Remember how Lindsay Lohan finally got an acting job? Well, it turns out that her new role comes with some strings attached. Producers are forcing her to gain weight so that she looks like a normal girl. In addition to weekly weigh-ins, Lindsay will also have a nightly curfew and will be subject to random drug and alcohol testing. Only time will tell if she can fulfill all the requirements.
Baby news! (Ugh) Jennifer Hudson is pregnant and Kimora Lee Simmons had a baby boy.
If you haven’t watched the New Moon trailer, you must! The boys are looking quite sexy indeed.
Happy Memorial Day Weekend! I hope there is lots of daytime drinking in the days ahead. There are few things in life I enjoy more than drinking outdoors in the sun with good friends…there’s something about being day-drunk that’s a little less seedy than being 3am-drunk.
Britney Spears and family are vacationing in the Caribbean. Doesn’t she look AMAZING in the photo above? Such a huge difference from last year. I would kill to look like that in a bikini.
Speaking of looking good in a bikini, Lady Gaga has some advice for us on how to be “popstar” thin. “It’s all about starvation. Popstars don’t eat.” And there you have it.
Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are giving it another go. He asked a judge to dismiss his request to end their marriage. This is the third time they’ve filed for divorce and then backed out. I really want to know what kind of hold he has on her. Also, interesting that this happens a week after Natalie Portman made a public statement about NOT being with Sean Penn.
Hayden Panettiere is an idiot. She got a tattoo in Italian and it’s spelled wrong. Here’s a thought - if you don’t know for certain what something means, don’t get it permanently etched into your skin.
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr might be engaged. I know people used to think he was a hot piece of ass, although I personally never saw it. Do people still care about him?
Katie Price had her staff remove all of Peter Andre’s stuff from their mansion and put it in storage…without telling him about it. I’m starting to think this divorce might be for real.
Two people each paid $20,000 for a kiss on the cheek from Robert Pattinson. Now, we all know he does special things to my no-no bits but even I think this is a little excessive. For $20K I would expect a little more. Maybe some tongue…maybe a crotch grab…a chance to run your fingers through his nasty ass, greasy hair (mmmm). I suppose it was for a good cause but those people got gypped.
Real Housewives of New Jersey Spolier Alert & the baby news of the day! Both Teresa and Jacqueline are pregnant.
The first official New Moon poster. Although Edward isn’t in this book that often, Robert Pattinson gets plenty of screentime as a flashback or figment of Bella’s imagination. Thank goodness.
Amy Winehouse was taken to a hospital in St. Lucia for the third time in as many months. Never fear, she was released the same day.
Chris Pine (the hottie from Star Trek) and one of those awfuls girls from the Hills are dating. Methinks that it’s time for an upgrade, Chris. You are now the star of what is sure to become a huge Hollywood franchise. His agent needs to get on top of this.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is working on a country album. Why?
I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but I’ve been refraining from posting any Rihanna stories lately. Well, she’s up and done the one thing thing that would get me to pay attention. She was seen making out with Aubrey Graham aka Jimmy Brooks aka the kid in the wheelchair on Degrassi at Lucky Strike in NYC.
Cameron Diaz loves the planet and therefore doesn’t flush the toilet when she goes #1.
Britney is being sued again. This time it is a former bodyguard who claims the working conditions were unsafe. Now, call me crazy but isn’t the very nature of being a bodyguard unsafe? Aren’t you supposed to put yourself in harm’s way to protect the person who hired you to be their bodyguard? It sort of seems like his case is completely without merit.
John Mayer thinks dudes hate him because he dates their fantasy girls. Wrong! Let me clarify. Dudes don’t hate John Mayer because I really don’t think dudes think about him. The only people who really care about him are chicks and gay guys who read gossip blogs and, well, we don’t really care - we’re just mildly interested because we heard he has a horse cock.
Bravo is casting for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I can already tell you there is no way this is going to be as entertaining as the Real Housewives of New Jersey.
I couldn’t resist posting this picture of Pamela Anderson at Life Ball 2009. I have no idea what she’s doing but I love her whole look. A lot of people on the internets talk a bunch of smack about Pammy but I heart her. I always have. Yes, she’s a little older but she looks a hell of a lot better in that outfit than any of you reading this. She seems like someone who enjoys life and knows she’s only got a few more years to run around in bathing suits and she’s making the best of it. Heart. Her.
Cynthia Nixon and Christine Marinoni (or Rojo Caliente, as you may know her if you are an avid DListed reader) are engaged! Good for them. Now, if only New York can get on the ball and make it legal for them to do it here. It really is shameful that Iowa legalized gay marriage before New York.
Natalie Portman has addressed the Sean Penn rumors and says they are just friends. I’m tempted to believe this because she rarely ever publicly addresses rumors or even her relationship. That said, I’m pretty sure they did it at least once. Sure, they are friends NOW but a few months ago…who knows.
Are Cameron Diaz and Adam Levine (a NSG Hottie of 2008) an item? They were spotted having lunch together this weekend which, in the gossip-sphere, means they are dating and in love. Just watch, in a couple weeks Star Magazine is going to publish false engagement and/or pregnancy rumors. Whatevs. I don’t hate them together. He’s a hot piece although seems a bit short for her. It’s also important to note that he is the 2nd guy she’s dated after Jessica Simpson.
For those of you who care, Shia LeBeouf is not packing heat downtown. In his own words: “I am not extremely well endowed.”
Katie Price and Peter Andre’s marriage suffered from a lack of sex. According to a “friend”, Peter said they hadn’t done it since 2007. Hot damn! That beats my no sex record with The Ex.
Britney spent $10,000,000 of the $12,000,000 she made last year. Mostly on staffing, legal fees and whatever it is that K-Fed has been eating.
Baby News! It seems impossible to have a Dish without any. Mel Gibson’s camp confirmed his girlfriend is in fact pregnant. She’s in her second trimester which is interesting since he just filed for divorce in April. Wonder what the Pope thinks of this.
I am overjoyed to share this news with you…are you ready?…ok…here it is - Luke Perry is in negotiations to guest star on the new 90210. Now, before you get your panties in a bunch, Star Magazine is reporting this so it’s possibly not true. Even still, I hope it is. I was THE biggest Dylan fan back in the day. So much so that my dog’s name was Luke Perry [Insert My Last Name]. I hope this is true…Woot!
Before we get to the gossip, I have to apologize for my lack of posting lately. It was a crazy week last week, but I promise I’ve got some good stories coming your way. Stay tuned!
It is with great sadness that I pass along the announcement of Peter Andre and Katie Price’s separation. In case you don’t know who they are, that’s their wedding photo above. I sh!t you not. That’s actually them, not wax or miniature models of them. These are the same people who named their daughter Princess Tiaamii. For realz. They are ridiculous and I love them for it. Their reality show was pure genious. I’m really disheartened by this news. If these two crazy kids can’t make it work, who can?
Speaking of ridiculous, Heidi Klum and Seal celebrated their fourth wedding anniversary with a white trash themed wedding. It’s sickeningly sweet that they renew their wedding vows every year. They actually seem in love. Oh, and in case you were dying to know - Heidi is pregnant with a girl.
Both Tobey Maguire and Howie from the Backstreet Boys had sons over the weekend. They didn’t have the sons - their female counterparts did, but you get my drift.
Boy George got out of prison early for good behavior.
Amy Winehouse “performed” at a jazz festival in St. Lucia. It went as disastrously as you are imagining.
Congrats to our girl, Britney Spears! She successfully completed the North American leg of her tour this weekend. Not many people thought she’d actually do it. Shout out to Papa Spears for facilitating the whole thing.
For some unbeknownst reason Vanity Fair decided to put a failed country singer on it’s cover. Ok, fine, that failed country singer is Jessica Simpson but I still don’t get it. It’s Vanity Fair, not Life & Style. VF is a reputable magazine. I could understand if the article that accompanies the cover was interesting but it’s not. It’s the same old Jessica “Minister’s Daughter from a Small Texas Town” Simpson story we’ve already heard. I read through all four pages of the article looking for interesting stuff to post but I came out empty handed. I can say she does look very pretty in that picture and not at all fat in that picture.
Pink wants us all to know that she is NOT bisexual despite reports to the contrary.
David Hasselhoff went to the hospital this weekend with alcohol poisoning. Depending on what reports you read, he either had a blood alcohol level of .39 (near death) and was foaming at the mouth OR he just drank a little too much and his ex-wife made up the crazy parts of the story. This is his 10th alcohol related hospital visit this year so I’m tempted to believe his ex-wife.
We haven’t heard from Amy Winehouse in a while. She’s still in St. Lucia making friends with the local children (seriously, people are letting her play with their kids!). She made news this past weekend by being rushed to the hospital. Never to fear - she was just dehydrated. Hmm…anyone ever wonder why all these celebs suffer from dehydration so often?
Britney got a surprise during a show this weekend. Somehow a crazed fan made it onto stage and tried to dance with her. Her dancers protected her but she was still a little stunned. Word is that it frightened her so much, she screamed. Thankfully, they don’t turn her mic on often during the show, so no one heard.
