Britney’s Tater Tots busted a move during a rehearsal for her UK tour. It’s so cute, it almost melts my cold, black heart.
Brad and Angelina are officially denying breakup rumors. I believe them.
Here’s the latest story from the National Enquirer. Take it with a grain of salt. When Sean Penn announced to Robin Wright Penn that he wanted a divorce, he also told her that he dreamed of meeting someone new and starting a family. That’s cold. That’s colder than when The Ex told me sex was only a small step up from masturbation for him during our break up. In addition to his previous comment, when Robin very understandably got pissed and threw her wedding ring at him, Sean said she was acting like a child. I do kind of believe this story.
Chris Pine, the hottie from Star Trek aka the new wet dream of every gay man I know, dumped that chick from The Hills. Methinks he realized he could do a lot better now that he’s the star of what is sure to become a very successful franchise.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together OR Lindsay is stalking Sam. Either way, they were spotted together at Bungalow 8 in London. I warned you that lesbian breakups take forever.
Christina Ricci and that very tall man she was with broke off their engagement.
The best news of the day award goes to Whitney Houston. It was announced that her album will drop on September 1st. I can’t wait for the first single. I hope it was worth the seven year wait.
This image of all of this week’s Jon & Kate magazine covers is kind of mind-numbing. I actually watched an episode of it last night and the way they relate to each other now is so different from the first season of the show. Yes, I have watched every season of this show. Michael K over at DListed has a really great breakdown of what each of the magazines is saying this week. I personally just wanted to bring to your attention the story from her ex-fiance who says she used to each a lot of junk food and their typical date night consisted of an evening at Ruby Tuesdays. I love Ruby Tuesdays and had to give it a shout out here on NSG. Whenever my main gay and I need some special “us” time, we always find a romantic little corner table near the salad bar where we can go to town on some spinach artichoke dip and some pumpernickel croutons with avocado ranch dressing. Mmm…moving on…
Ashlee Simpson got wiggity wasted at a party recently and ended up making a fool of herself in front of everyone. Guess those pregnancy rumors were false.
Rihanna might leak some “less than flattering” nude photos of Chris Brown because she’s pissed about the nude photos leaked of her. She’s convinced someone from his camp leaked them. She’s also been talking smack about sexy time skills. Apparently, he’s clumsy.
The National Enquirer claims Brangelina are over. Brad is going to film a couple of movies in California while Angelina takes the kids to their French Chateau. I don’t really believe the story but they have broken a few really great stories this year so I thought I’d let y’all know. I’d like to think Brad would probably not let the kids go so easily.
Madonna is paying a lot of money to turn her boy toy Jesus into a DJ. She’s shelling out a small fortune on lessons and equipment. I’m not going to knock it. He’s working hard for that money.
John Krasinski gets the photo spot today because, well, he looks really good in this photo. I believe this is him at the NYC premiere of his new movie Away We Go. I would very much so like to do naughty all-American things to him - whatever that means. FYI - He’s currently dating Emily Blunt but they rarely get photos taken together.
Winona Ryder “swears to God” that a sequel to Heathers is in the works and that Christian Slater has agreed to appear in it. The film’s writer aren’t talking so there are no deets on the plot. I LURVED that movied. To celebrate this rumor, here is one of my favorite quotes from the flick: “If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be a human being. You’d be a game-show host.”
Brad Pitt uses baby wipes in lieu of a shower because he’s too busy with his 6 children. I’m sorry, that’s kind of gross. I think having a nanny watch the kids for an extra 15 minutes a day so Daddy can shower wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
I’ve never given much thought to the Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewartrumors but more details are being leaked that make me thing something might be going on. Word on the street is that he is obsessed with her. This makes sense because he is playing a character who is obsessed with her character and he strikes me as one of those actors who wants to be like Marlon Brando and therefore takes method acting a little too far. (He’s still pretty though so it’s ok.) Anyway, Kristen hasn’t taken the bait because she’s in love with her boyfriend of four years…or at least she has been. After the MTV VMAs, the pair were spotted having dinner together alone while holding hands. Who knows what this means. All I know is that I would have a hard time saying no to him…her boyfriend better watch out. PS - I hope this isn’t true. Not because I think he’s sex on a stick, but because I think she’s more stale than an old saltine and I’d hate for her to be rewarded for a lack of personality.
You know how Angelina has been shooting that movie Salt here in the city? Well, filming is wrapping up and NotSoGlamorous exculsively knows where the wrap party is going to be. No word if Angelina is going to be there although I would imagine she will at least make a quick appearance. If you are one of those crazy Brangeloonies who is dying for a site of the blessed one, make your way over to NYC restaurant Irving Mill next weekend. My sources tell me the party is that Saturday.
Angelina Jolie eats cake! You know the public thinks you are too skinny when a photo of you eating a piece of cake is a big deal. Of course, everything she does is a big deal - it’s also a slow gossip day. I also have to point out that none of the photos show her actually finishing the cake.
Victoria’s Secret might need to find some new models. Gisele and Adriana Lima are both rumored to be pregnant.
Johnny Depp can’t wait to be an old man with a beer belly. I, however, can wait for this.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is a no-go. Bravo put out a casting call for Real Housewives of DC. I think DC would be more interesting than Beverly Hills but I wonder if they will get as many housewives interested in signing up for a reality show…especially one where the women tend to come across and generally ridiculous and petty. Isn’t pretty much everyone in DC connected to politics and therefore way more worried about their reputations?
Eminem did an interview where he said he peed on Mariah Carey when they were dating. I didn’t even know they dated! I also wouldn’t have guessed she was freaky like that. I’m not even sure that she pees.
The Katie Price / Peter Andre separation drama is getting started. She says she had nothing to do with the decision to separate and that she’s really upset about it. He says he had to do it because she parties way too much and he can’t deal with how crazy and flirty she gets when she’s drunk. I dunno. I think these two might be able to work it out. It just doesn’t seem like a problem big enough to break up a family and a really strong celebrity couple brand (hey, money talks). That said, it does remind me to make sure any man I’m with can handle both sides of my personality - aka sober and naked wasted.
Madonna and Jesus Luz marriage rumors are starting. I don’t believe it. She’s way smarter than that.
My favorite story of the day is about Brad Pitt drunk dialing Jennifer Aniston. Who knows if it’s true…there have been rumblings of trouble in the Brangelina kingdom lately. If he is having problems with Angelina, I can see him getting wasted and thinking fondly of his ex which could lead to a drunken call. Isn’t that what people do?
WTF is up with the whole “having babies” phenomenon in Hollywood? It’s like a two headed dragon - every time one celeb has a baby, two more are announcing pregnancies! Maya Rudolph and Jason Priestly both announced that they are expecting (not together).
Robert Pattinson has resumed bumping uglies with co-star Nikki Reed. They were doing it during the filming of the first Twilight film. The benefits of shooting on location.
Heidi Klum may be preggers with her fourth child.
Angelina may be preggers with her seventh (fourth bio) child. This is from a far less reputable source and is likely untrue.
Having lost her bid for one child, Madonna goes back to another. She was spotted having dinner with Jesus Luz.
Turkey is coming out with it’s own version of the Golden Girls! One more reason for me to enjoy that country.
I didn’t feel like posting a picture of a sobbing Lindsay Lohan so I present new Rob Pattinson pics from Dossier Magazine instead. Enjoy! I’m particularly fond of the one that shows his armpit hair. Makes me want to stick my nose in it and breathe awhile. Hmm…now on to the lesbian drama…
The big Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson break up has provided a wealth of gossipy tidbits. The Ronson’s (minus Sam) talked to the police about getting a restraining order against Lindsay. Apparently, after she was kicked out of the JCPenney party, she figured out Sam was staying at the Chateau Marmont and booked the room right below her. She then tried to get into Sam’s room where they were having a little party and Sam’s guests had to push her out of the room. All the twitter drama that I told you about yesterday went down after this. Ronson insiders are saying that Lindsay is def doing drugs and Sam’s mom told cops that Linds is a cutter. Sam has since come out and said she doesn’t think the restraining order is necessary. Not to be outdone, Lindsay gave an interview to US Weekly with her side of the story. She says none of the stuff that Ronson’s camp is saying is true. She’s just a girl going through a break up and feels “so alone”, “really hurt” and that “everyone has turned on” her. Lindsay was seen drowning her sorrows in Belvedere vodka at a club last night with her mom. That Dina Lohan is a special person. She’s a visionary, in fact. Who else would have thought to take her rehabbed daughter drinking at a club in the midst of a very public and emotional breakup. Genious.
Jessica Simpson was dropped by her country label. Her people say it’s because she was on loan to them from Epic. I’m going to use this one the next time I get dumped. “We didn’t break up. He had to ends things because I was on loan to him from my cat.”
Angelina Jolie colapsed on the set of Salt, according to Now Magazine.
Star Magazine is reporting that Britney and K-Fed are doing the nasty again. “It’s like they’re newlyweds all over again. Brit and Kevin can’t keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier.” I don’t buy it. Have you seen him lately? He’s the size of a beached whale. Why would she hit that when she’s got a K-Fed lookalike dancer with a hot body at her beck and call? I seriously doubt this but I’ll be sure to keep you posted.
Real Housewife of New York Countess Luann de Lesseps is losing her oh so coveted title. Her husband Alex send her an email explaining that he is in love with an Ethiopian woman in Geneva and he wants a divorce. Apparently, he only came to NY when he wanted to see the kids. I wonder if she feels silly for giving all that dating advice to Bethany last week?
In other Real Housewives news, Vicki Gunvalson from Real Housewives of Orange County has been getting death threats.
Rumor has it that Britney’s been hooking up with one of her backup dancers when Papa Spears is out of town. His name is Gio and I haven’t been able to find any pics of him…yet. They were all pretty hot so I’m sure she’s having a good time.
Isaiah Washington is getting evicted due to $100,000 in back rent. I really don’t understand celebrities. If you have enough money to rent a multi-million dollar home, why don’t you just buy a million dollar home? It’s still gonna be nice and no one is going to evict you. I’m mad about the fact that I spend $1200 a month on rent and I gain no equity. I can’t imaging spending tens of thousands of dollars a month on rent. Ok, if you are on location but this house is in LA, where they live. Geez.
Lindsay Lohan is borrowing her Maserati from one of the biggest names in the pron industry and he doesn’t care that she already got into a fender bender. What is he getting in return for this car loan? You know she’s got the good sh!t, maybe she promised to give him her dealer’s number.
Alyson Hannigan had her baby and named it Satyana. Congrats!
Jennifer Aniston was having a bad hair day so she wore the lovely emsemble you see above to the set. People have been hating on it and, yes, I agree it is a little OTT, but don’t we all wish we could wear a hood over our head and have not unattractive bald man lead us to whereever we have to go on those days when we have our pre-period breakouts?
In other Jennifer Aniston news, Star Magazine claims she broke up with John Mayer because he was always Twittering. He wouldn’t respond to her texts and say he was busy but then she would see he wasn’t too busy to Twitter. (Sidebar - Twitter? They couldn’t come up with a less annoying name? Is anyone else bothered by this? I just got used to the term blogging.) I’m not sure if this is true. It could be. Didn’t Star claim he dumped her last week? I don’t think they’ve been very reputable lately.
Britney Spears has spent 2.7 million dollars on 17 lawyers over the past 14 months. Papa Spears has spent $1 million. Damn! If that’s what it took to get the old Britney back, it was worth every penny.
Chelsea Handler’s talk show on E! was picked up through 2012. If you haven’t watched it, please do. She’s hilarious.
Today’s WTF!?! news is brought to us by Angelina Jolie. The Sun is reporting that she is trying to lose 21 pounds in 21 days using the Master Cleanse liquid fast. I hope this isn’t true. She doesn’t have 21 pounds to lose and it would probably make continuity on her film a little difficult if their actress is stick skinny in one scene and looks like a skeleton in the next.
