This A list actress is more famous for one lucky television role than the truly awful acting she has done in movies. Well, she had a recent breakup. Her publicity machine cranked out every story it could to say she was the one who had done the breaking up with her singer boyfriend. Well, this may be true, but then why would the singer have to change his phone number and e-mail address after she wouldn’t stop trying to contact him? When she couldn’t reach the singer why would she start calling all of his friends to beg them for his number? What she is telling his friends is that she can’t move on without some kind of closure. (CDAN)

This is obviously my girl Jennifer Aniston.  She needs to pull herself together although, I don’t blame her for having a hard time giving up a man with a horse cock…even if that man is John Mayer.

Which starlet turns a blind eye to her athlete boyfriend’s philandering ways? Her dream is to get a diamond ring so she can finally leave the business. (NYDN)

Jessica Simpson, Hilary Duff or Kim Kardashian

A couple of years ago, she was one of the most popular acts in the business. So this singer expected that her career would be soaring higher than ever this year. Turns out to be exactly the opposite. She is completely stressed, she is spending more than she is making, her weight is all over the place, her career is not being managed well, and she is now practically giving away tickets to her performances. Enough people have told her to boot her current management that she is actually starting to listen. However, she is terrified of the implications it may have on her family life. If she does find the strength, she could be a star again. If she doesn’t, expect the downslide to continue.

This is deffo Jessica Simpson which means she’s probably not a good guess for the item above.

Hmm, what would a person be doing with three cases of Patron? A buddy of ours let us know that this sorta-actress, now known more for her reality work often puts in an order for three cases of the stuff, and that she orders the same a few times a year - sometimes once a month. Who on earth drinks that much tequila? We think she’d be better off spending time with the kids. (BuzzFoto)

Denise Richards?  I thought this was talking about me until I realized I don’t have kids nor am I a celebrity.  (I really do could drink that much tequila.)

This weekend an NSG spy was eating dinner next to a loud-mouthed celebrity make-up artist.  I am happy to report that we lowly non-celebs aren’t the only ones with not so clean houses:

Which “major” fashionista/pop star/reality star/footballer’s wife has a dirty tub?  She told the make-up artist to ignore the green stain that rings around on the inside of her bathtub.  Apparently, she wears so much sunless tanner that the stain has become permanent.

They’ve been married a while now, he’s still desperately in love with her, and has been patiently waiting to have children…only she hasn’t been healthy enough to get pregnant. Because she loves heroin. Last summer it was a last chance, he took her on extended holiday, cleaned her up, a new positive attitude, kept her busy working on a new project through the fall, away from her regular enablers, and it totally worked out. She was in a good creative space. She was able to fight the temptation. But as an actor, the work ends eventually and if there’s nothing new to do, there’s really nothing else to do. Bored and idle, the old demons have come back. One day last month he came home from a long overnight and couldn’t find her. The dealer called a few hours later telling him to pick her up, she was so out of it even he had to cut her off and she had started harassing his other clients. All the emotional wear and tear, it’s beginning to show on him physically too. But he’s working more than she is and can’t get away for several weeks so he’s hired a babysitter to watch her night and day. Babysitter. She resents him for it of course so the fights are getting worse … and the one benefitting from all of this is a slag b* colleague who’s been waiting for her chance for a long, long time.  (Lainey Gossip)

Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart

We can’t tell you, but…Which pretty twenty-something actress recently got dumped by her reality TV star boyfriend - and consoled herself by jumping into bed with another small-screen hunk? (Star)

Amanda Bynes was dating that guys from Laguna Beach and I’ve, sadly for me, heard rumors she’s dating Zachary Levi.

Which NFL star would be done if his tequila guzzling skills were to surface? The fella can toss back half a bottle in one gulp without wincing. (NYDN)

Hmm, since I don’t play football I guess it isn’t me.

About two weeks ago at Bungalow 8 in London, there was a table of three which consisted of a dropping like a stone actress, her girlfriend?, and the brother of the girlfriend. Unlike most tales of powdery substances in a club, this one didn’t involve the bathroom. Instead, whoever was running the club that evening decided that the two women could use the room marked staff every 20-30 minutes for their activity. It does make it much easier if you are provided a space other than the back of a toilet or the bathroom counter. For the record, the brother didn’t touch the stuff. (CDAN)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha and Marc Ronson

This is our first ever Not So Glamorous exclusive blind item!  We’re moving on up, just like the Jefferson’s.

Which actress who has been in three Shakespeare adaptations was spotted eating alone in NYC on Valentine’s Day?  To onlookers, it seemed that she was at the bar waiting for someone who never showed…

It is NOT Emma Thompson, think younger.

• Mel C, aka Sporty Spice, gave hirth to a little girl named Scarlett Starr.  Love the name.
• Nicole Ritchie is pregnant again.
• The latest news from Amy Winehouse’s perma-vacation involves her breaking up a lesbian couple.  She was rolling around naked in one woman’s bedroom when the woman’s girlfriend walked in.  She was so disgusted she got on a plane back to the UK.  The other woman is still there.  I gotta say it kinda bothers me that I go to all the trouble of bathing, working out, getting dressed in the morning, not getting addicted to crack, etc. and I can barely find a dude to make out with.  Meanwhile, she’s been sexing up the whole island of St. Lucia.
• The NYDN has a new blind item today - “Which married Oscar nominee has been cheating on his wife with a hard-partying starlet?”.  I’m fairly certain this is Sean Penn and Lindsay Lohan.  They’ve previously been spotted out at clubs before.

Which burly TV actor lost his cool and almost strangled a crew member during filming? It took four people to break the scared staffer free. (NYDN)

My money is on either Alec Baldwin or Vincent D’Onofrio.  If you made me pick one I’d say, Alec Baldwin.

This C list film actress from a former hit television show who has B+ name recognition has been going around from tent to tent begging designers to give her free clothes and has also asked every celebrity she runs into if they have a place she can stay for the night. Maybe if she wouldn’t spend so much on the drugs she is sniffing constantly she would have enough money for a hotel room. (CDAN)

This is sooooo Mischa Barton.  Have you seen her lately?  She’s rail thin…get it?  Rail.  Ha. I love puns.

Which celebrity couple will be quietly tying the knot in a remote location very soon? They are a bit of an odd pairing. One is primarily film, while the other is primarily television. One is older, the other younger. One is A list, the other B list. One has multiple children, while the other is more known for their siblings. (BG)

Harrison Ford & Calista Flockhart.  They’ve been dating forever, he’s film, she’s TV, he has multiple kids and she’s on the show Brothers & Sisters.  Good for them.  My friend’s boyfriend worked a catering gig once and when he was in the alley unloading some boxes of booze, Harrison Ford came out and asked for one and they chilled for a bit drinking Jack Daniels together.  Seems like a cool guy.

Which kooky fashion figure asked for illegal substances on her contract rider? She said in order for her to appear at a fashion show, she needs two bottles of Cristal and “cocaine - a lot of it.” (NYP)

All of them.  No point wasting time guessing.

These two well-known fashionable women were dining out together. Girl A makes her living directly from fashion, while Girl B has dabbled in the business but is more recognized for treating the world as her personal catwalk. Both have been under chronic body scrutiny, with the press noting every pound gained or lost. Girl A ate a normal meal. However, Girl B ate only a couple of bites, and then bolted from the table to go to the ladies’ room. Girl A followed her in there and was overheard trying to convince  Girl B not to purge her meal.  Girl B paid her no mind, ensuring once again that her ridiculous body would continue to be the antithesis of  the healthy lifestyle she pretended to lead last year. (BG)

I have no idea who Girl A is but I think Girl B is Victoria Beckham.  She has been telling the press that she’s been training for a marathon and eating more, blah blah but I haven’t seen her gain an ounce.

This A list country singer who is not known for her pleasant, charming personality despite at one time being America’s favorite gets a little mean when she drinks. OK, more than a little. In fact, she got so drunk at one birthday party that she began yelling and screaming at her guests and the guests of her then boyfriend who is a celebrity in his own right. Most of the guests decided to leave but she did keep the presents. (CDAN)

Carrie Underwood

Which heartthrob actor keeps turning up drunk to the set of his TV medical drama?  (NYDN)

I’m thinking John Stamos on ER.  Of the medical drama’s on TV, he’s the only heartthrob I can see doing this.  Patrick Dempsey doesn’t seem the type and I personally think Taye Diggs walks on water so he’s the only choice left.

Why is this pregnant Fashionista not revealing that she is married to her Actor boyfriend? Sources say she is keeping quiet because she is still trying to get money from her rich Ex-husband. (BG)

This one is easy, Kimora Lee Simmons.

Which irritating US celeb is used to doormen and valets taking her drugs into clubs for her, but in London has to carry her own stash? (BG)

Another easy one, it’s Paris Hilton.  She’s been in the UK for a while filming that BFF show and it’s well documented that she’s a major pothead.

Here’s a blind item I’m sure I know the answer to! From CDAN:

This foreign born B+ film actress with A+ name recognition and her producer/director husband have called it quits. They have been trying to make a go of it for her daughter, but it just is not working at all. They are not trying to hide it, but they haven’t taken the time to announce it either.

It’s Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman.  It’s a shame, they were a hot couple and this makes the world a little less sexy.  You probably don’t know who he is so here’s pic of the couple in happier times.

Crazy Days And Nights has a ton of blind items.  Turns out twice a year the blogger reveals the answer to some of them.  To save you the hassle of reading through the Jan. 1 reveal, here are some of the interesting tidbits:

• Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin aren’t really speaking anymore.  Tension is so high that cast members have to pick sides and stick to them.
• Vin Diesel has quietly given about $250,000 to various animal causes.  Insert collective “aww” here.
• Paris Hilton and Shannen Doherty shared a joint together at a party.  Wonder what they talked about?  (Hint: Shannen was married to the guy Paris made the sex tape with, although not at the same time.)
• In an attempt to clean up her image, Mary Kate Olsen has been trying to fuel pregnancy rumors.  She’s been trying to not be seen drinking or smoking in public.
• Billy Idol is going blind.
• Michael C. Hall visits sick children in the hospital every week.

In heartbreaking (my heart) news, Robert Pattinson and his co-star Nikki Reed have been having a secret relationship.  Nikki plays his sister in the Twilight movies and they worry the public will get confused.  Say it isn’t so…

As easy one from Perez:

What reality TV “star” was so desperate to have her barely watched show renewed that she agreed to a 70% pay cut for the second season????

That’s pretty obviously Denise Richards.

From Crazy Days and Nights:

Even an A lister gets unlucky sometimes. There was some previous discussion whether this individual is actually A list. If he isn’t A then he is right on the cusp. Apparently all the women surrounding his table thought he was A list or at least wanted him to think so. Allegedly dating someone everyone thought he was behaving himself except in the drinking department until a model walked by. He immediately ran over to the model and began trying to hit on her. Apparently though she didn’t know who he was. When he informed her drunkenly who he was and what he had been in, she said, “I don’t really care. Plus if you need to list your accomplishments to get a date, you really have not accomplished all that much.” It would have been nice if this had been a quiet conversation, but unfortunately for our film the entire group surrounding the table all heard it. Nice.

I have no clue.  Any ideas?  Some people on the message boards were saying Ryan Gosling because he may or may not still be dating Rachel McAdams.  I can see how people wouldn’t readily recognize him but I think he’s deffo A list.  Hmm…

Another toughie from Awful Truth:

As we have made abundantly clear, there are a ton of closeted gay actors and performers in this business.

And whether or not these sexually deceiving dudes choose to be public about their shenanigans, usually their reps—managers, publicists, agents, gardeners, etc.—find out via some email or some shocked coworker that their client goes homo. Not so with Oded Good-Head…

His manager discovered the boy likes to do it with other boys by walking in on Oded in his dressing room! Was most awkward, too, as the man who was being serviced by Mr. Good-Head—who has quite the reputation with the girlies, not to mention multitalents in front of concert audiences and movie cameras alike—saw the manager first.

Very whuh-whoh kinda sitch, ya know?

Poor Od-y didn’t notice his 10 percent guy was standing right there until his latest surreptitious conquest pulled him up and away from what the awfully good-looking performer was so earnestly doing.

End result? Fellatio interruptus—and new pics of Oded and assorted chickies coming out soon in Us Weekly and other razor-sharp standards of Hollywood journalism.

Ok, so he’s a boy and he’s does concerts and acts.  My first thought was Justin Timberlake, but then it could be Zac Efron, Chris Brown or any others.  Thoughts?