• Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are having twin girls via a surrogate.  That’s great and all, but it’s not why I posted this picture.  Look at their body language - it’s like she’s trying to hold onto him and he’s completely indifferent about it.  Look at his hand on her ass.  It blatantly doesn’t want to be there.  And he’s making that face that you make to your friends across the room when you are stuck in an awkward conversation that you can’t get out of.  Methinks these might be band-aid babies.
• I’m probably way more excited about this news that any of you.  Aubrey O’Day is in serious negotiations to do the next season of A Shot At Love.  On it’s own that show is a trashy piece of crap, but with Aubrey at the slutty helm it will be a trashy piece of reality genius.  I’m really pumped about this.
• Sean Penn filed for legal separation from Robin Wright Penn.  This is the third time they’ve done the divorce song and dance.  I wonder what hold he has over her?  He’s been caught having sex with Russian prostitutes on a family vacation, he didn’t thank her or even gesture to her during his Oscar speech and he’s been recently linked to both Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman.  They probably should be divorcing but she should be the one leaving him.
• The never reputable Star Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has started the paper work to adopt a baby boy from the US.  I don’t think this is true just because it’s Star Magazine.  If it is, good for her.
• Britney is free from Sam Lufti and that shady lawyer.  The court issued a three year restraining order.
• In other Britney news, she’s added more dates and cities to the European leg of her tour.

• Aubrey O’Day is my hero: “”I’ve done it in cabs, clubs, everywhere. I want to be that girl who gives a guy the best sex he has ever had, the sex he’ll never be able to get out of his head. I’m more of a catch than anybody realizes.”
• The Britney dish of the day comes from that winner Adnan Ghalib.  He’s been telling people that they are still together and that the truth about them will come out eventually.  Maybe Sam Lufti’s been slipping him the pills he used to give Britney.  PS - In case you forgot, Britney has a restraining order against Adnan.  That would make sexy times a little tricky.  Oh, wait, it turns out that Adnan may not have the restraining order because he ran over the guy who tried to serve him with the restraining order.  Can you believe these people were ever allowed to get so close to the biggest pop star in the world?
• Catherine Hardwicke has artistic integrity.  She was offered a ton of cash to direct the Twilight sequel, but turned it down when they wouldn’t agree to her vision or schedule.  She says artistic integrity, I say stupidity.  The direction of Twilight was crap.  She was lucky to be asked back and it’s stupid to not take a lot of money to ruin a movie just because you think the people offering you the money are also ruining the movie but in a different way than you would have ruined said movie.
• Nicollette Sheridan is leaving Desperate Housewives at the end of the season.
• Lily Allen’s new album, It’s Not Me, It’s You, came out this week.  I’ve been listening to it on repeat all day.  NSG recommended.  You can download the whole album over on Amazon for $3.99 until January 16th.

Daily Celeb Round Up

So I was totally MIA this weekend so this will be more of a weekend celeb round up.

Danity Kane is now down to two members.  A radio station here in NYC is reporting that Shannon quit the group.  If you’ll recall I told you this group would be nothing with out their skank-in-residence Aubrey O’Day.  Diddy really jacked this one up because they were finally getting popular.  Damaged is still my jam.  What the hell are they gonna do with the two that are left?  I don’t even know their names.  I guess they did need a reason to have a Making the Band 5.  Team Aubrey!

In other Aubrey news, Page Six reported that her and Kanye West were swapping spit at some club.  I know people think he walks on water, but I think Kanye’s a douche.  Someone probably told Aubrey she needed to douche and she got confused and made out with Kanye instead.

Congrats to Amy Poehler and Will Arnett on their new son, Archie!!!  Amy popped on Saturday.  Such a fitting name for their kid.

Amy Winehouse reportedly went to rehab on Saturday to get out of being questioned by police about one of the times she beat someone up.  She’s hit so many people on so many occasions, I don’t think it matters which time they were asking about.  Let’s hope she actually stays in rehab for a while but something tells me she’ll be out by the end of the week.  UPDATE: While I was writing this, her spokespeople came out to say she’s actually in the hospital for some chest issues.  Geez, I wonder if she stopped freebasing, then maybe her chest problems might clear up?

Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long (the mac guy) are still an item.  Perez reported that were seen out and about in NYC this week.  Not that this is terribly exciting gossip or anything, I just wanted to take a moment to let you guys know that I actually like her.  She’s another one of those celebs that all the gossip bloggers love to hate.  Actually, she annoys most people but I have her back.  I don’t really understand why people hate on her so much.  She’s done some really good work as an actress (Hello!  Does anyone remember Drop Dead Gorgeous?) and I think she’s better than most of the other no talent hos out there.  Plus, I think her snaggletooth is kinda cute.  That’s all.  Had to throw that out there.  What do you guys think about her?

There are two new Jennifer Aniston rumors out there.  Seriously, LEAVE THE DAMN GIRL AND HER BIG C*CKED BOYTOY ALONE.  Anyway, rumor #1 is that she’s drop John “horsec*ck” Mayer and started doing the deed with Gerard Butler.  This is all based on her having dinner with Gerard so I call BS on this.  Although, I would fully support her on that endeavor.  Rumor #2 is that the only reason she took the dick back was because he agreed to marry her.  I call BS on this one, too.

Finally, let’s all take a moment to send some positive thoughts and prayers to Jennifer Hudson and her family.  In case you didn’t hear, her mother, brother and nephew were murdered this weekend.  This is truly horrible.

Sorry for not posting sooner.  This weekend was full of debauchery.  While out and about (and a little bit drunk), I ran into a few insiders who were more than happy to offer up some juicy tidbits for you.

A staffer from one of the biggest music companies was all too willing to tell a little story about how a girl from Barbados almost didn’t get her record contract.  Music execs were not always in love with Rhianna - in the beginning, they thought her voice sounded way too much like Beyonce and Shakira.  Worried that her deal might fall through, she attended a late night “negotiating” session with Jay-Z.  She must have been very persuasive because later that very night, she was officially given her record deal and the rest is history.  See Ladies, a little hard work always pays off…you just might need to bring knee pads with you.

It’s always been known that there is no love lost between Beyonce and Rhianna and know we know why.  What we didn’t know was that Beyonce’s got plently of hatred to spread to her co-stars.  The same staffer tells me that she made a face and mouthed “B*tch” and “F*ck” when Jennifer Hudson won her Oscar.  They totally should have shown that on the Oscar’s telecast.  Maybe then it wouldn’t have been quite the snore fest.

Our final bit of gossip comes from a staffer at one of those trendy NYC boutiques all the starlets frequent.  Apparently, Brandy (if you can remember her) payed paparazzi to take her photo when she was shopping.  Can you smell that?  It’s the scent of desperation in the air.  Oh, the same staffer said that my favorite former girl group member Aubrey O’Day is a “beast” and “super tacky” in person.  I don’t believe that, I just think he’s a little jealous of her fabulosity.  Not everyone can take a $500 dress and make it look like something off the $5 clearance rack at Rainbow - that kind of think takes a little something I call “true class”.

So those who know me, know that I love a good pop song.  I consider pop music to be like musical candy.  Bad for you but SO SO good.  One of my guilty pleasures from the summer was Danity Kane.  Yes, I hate P. Ditty, Puffy, Puff Daddy, mastermind of the Biggie murder according to some theories, Sean Combs but I lurve DK.  Anyway, word on the street is he kicked Aubrey O’Day out of the group on last night’s season finale on Making the Band.  That, my friends, is a travesty.  Every pop group needs a bad girl, someone that the little skank in all of us can look up to.  When thrusting your ass into a dude’s crotch on the dance floor to their song “Damaged”, you are not pretending to be the married ugly chick from the group - you are channeling your inner Aubrey.  Sean Combs aka Diddy is an idiot.