Daily Dish
Posted on March 11th, 2009 in Celebritization
Tags: Geri Halliwell, Hayden Panettiere, Mandy Moore, Milo Ventimiglia
- See that look on Milo Ventimiglia’s face? That’s the “Oh f*ck - now I realize why people told me not to date a teenager” look. 30 year old Milo was dating 19 year old Hayden Panettiere and they broke up. Not only was he dating a teenager, he also works with her. What did she do after the break up? Surprise, surprise, she’s making his life hell at work. My manager at the Baskin’ Robbins I worked at in high school could have told you what was gonna happen after breaking up with a teenager. Anyway, Hayden is being a big bratty bitch on the set of Heroes and makes a big scene about not talking to him. She’s even trying to get him fired. Hell hath no fury like a teenage girl scorn. This is why you shouldn’t date them. You should date girls like me who’ve been around the block a few times and have been jacked over by enough guys that we don’t care enough to make a stink when we’re dropped.
- Geri Halliwell is, apparently, “not the marrying type” and ended her engagement to her yachting billionaire fiance (his name is irrelevant, you have the info you need). I’m not sure that I’m the marrying type but I’m damn sure I would become the type for a billionaire. And, if he’s a billionaire who made him money off of the yachting business, I would also learn to swim.
- Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams got hitched. She’s said to be “very, very happy”. See - I can talk about happy celebs.
