Top 10 Not So Glamorous Hotties of 2008

Posted on January 14th, 2009 in Celebritization

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I love men and often leer lecherously at them.  What a better way to kick of the new site launch and the new year than with a list of the top 10 hotties of 2008?  This list does not represent the 10 hottest guys in the world but, the top 10 hotties I’ve discovered in 2008.  Enjoy!

#10 - Adam Levine

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He’s been around for a while but it wasn’t until the new Maroon 5 album came out this year that I even really took notice.  Sure, he’s the size of a leprachaun and probably a major douche, but he unexplainably makes my insides yearn for him to treat me like crap and then write a song about it.

#9 - Michael C. Hall as Dexter

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Please note that I specifically say Michael C. Hall as his serial killer character, Dexter.  On his own, MCH is not hot enough to make this list but add a touch of sociopath with a sprinkle of twisted morals and you’ve got the perfect recipe for a hottie.

#8 - Dave Annable

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This guy should get a lot more press.  I’d never noticed him until I started working my way through Brothers & Sisters this year.  The whole wounded, addicted soldier character he plays on the show definitely adds to his hotness.

#7 - Zachary Levi

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I want to date this guy.  He represents the kind of guy I think I would be great with.  He’s tall, got great hair, good teeth, seems super funny and a little socially awkward.  I’d also venture out to say that he’s packing a solid 8″ with some decent girth.  (Can you tell I’ve thought about him?)  Sadly, guys like him don’t tend to go for me.   Interesting side note - based on his name you would think he’s Jewish but he’s not.  His real last name is Pugh.  His parents were just really into biblical names.

#6 - Jermaine Clement

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You may know Jermaine as one half of Flight Of The Conchords.  If you haven’t seen their show yet, you are really missing out.  It’s highlarious.   Even though there is something vaguely neanderthaloid about his appearance, I find him truly mesmerizing.  I spend like half the show laughing out loud and the other half imagining how he’d be in bed.  My guess is a little clumsy.  Bonus points for the Kiwi accent.

#5 - Julian McMahon

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I have a hard on for Julian McMahon.  He’s been around for many years now but I only just discovered him this year when I started watching Nip / Tuck.  I’m not going to say much more on the subject of him because his photo speaks for itself.  PS - Check out the arm hair in the pics…yum.

#4 - Ryan Kwanten

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This guy is cute but it’s his ass cheeks and obliques that get him the coveted #4 spot on this list.  Those of you who’ve watched True Blood are fully aware of what I’m talking about.  For those of you who haven’t, please reference the photo above.

#3 - Ed Westwick

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He’s hot.  If you must know the reason’s I think so, just click on his tag and read everything I’ve already written about him.  I often refer to him as my second favorite dirty British boy.

#2 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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Yes, this is the kid from 3rd Rock From the Sun but he is all grown up now.  He did a GQ photoshoot with Claudia Schiffer that is too hot for words.  If you haven’t seen it yet, check it out.

#1 - Robert Pattinson

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No surprise here.

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6 Responses to “Top 10 Not So Glamorous Hotties of 2008”

  1. AEL says, on January 14th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    NSG girl- as a true appreciator of the male physique, I agree with almost every man you posted on this top 10 list, and feel sorry that you have not discovered some of them sooner. However, Ed Westwick is just plain uuuugly. Everything about his look, particularly the hair…is wrong!

  2. notsoglamorous says, on January 14th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    You so obviously don’t watch Gossip Girl, AEL! On his own, Ed Westwick is cute but with the persona of Chuck Bass behind him he’s dirty hot.

  3. Steph says, on January 14th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    Man, I am so out of it. I don’t know who half of these people are.

  4. notsoglamorous says, on January 15th, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    That’s what I’m here for, Steph.

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  6. James says, on October 9th, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Utterly awesome, except for that fugly fetus-face RobPat being #1. GROSS. Knock him off, add…shit, I dunno, Ben Whishaw from Bright Star or something…and you’d have a hot list.

    But I guess I’m weird, since I find Ed Westwick utterly desirable.

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