Girls Are Also Retarded
Posted on November 12th, 2009 in Living & Loving
I talk a lot about guys being retarded on this site but now I have to share the wealth. Girls are also retarded. My past few weeks has basically been spent analyzing text messages from boys. (Yes, I have some things going on but haven’t written about them…I’m so bad, so bad.) May I present exhibit A - an IM conversation between me and a friend about a text she plans to send:
C: hmm now what do i text him? how about “u should go out tonite” i want something thats says i dont really care that much but care enough to text u
NSG: that’s a good text b/c then he’ll write back a flirty…hmm. where should i go text
C: im going to add a smilie face
NSG: you should wink - not smile
C: but but i think that implies to much that i will be trying to hook up with him
NSG: no. winks are good because they aren’t serious. winks are light and airy.
C: but a wink implies i’m chasing him more than a general smiley face
NSG: i disagree. a smile is too sweet - like you care. a wink is flippant
C: ok i see ur point w that one. hmm. maybe no face and just … u should go out tonite!
NSG: u need a face. wink.
NSG: that’s a good text b/c then he’ll write back a flirty…hmm. where should i go text
C: im going to add a smilie face
NSG: you should wink - not smile
C: but but i think that implies to much that i will be trying to hook up with him
NSG: no. winks are good because they aren’t serious. winks are light and airy.
C: but a wink implies i’m chasing him more than a general smiley face
NSG: i disagree. a smile is too sweet - like you care. a wink is flippant
C: ok i see ur point w that one. hmm. maybe no face and just … u should go out tonite!
NSG: u need a face. wink.
