This latest round of mercury retrograde brought two odd communications my way from boys I “dated” during the last one.  When I stop seeing someone, I cut off all communication because, well, what’s the point?  I’m busy these days so, if you aren’t having sex with me, I’d really rather you be a gay man so we can talk about pop music.  Having not slept with both of these gents for around three months, they were completely off my radar - aside from any good stories I got from my time with them, of course.

The first to pop up was the Frenchie.  He IMed me while I was bored at work so we chatted it up for a bit, then he asked me to take a survey about a new company he was starting that helps girls figure out if a guy they are dating is a loser.  Interesting…and oddly fitting.

The second was the Spaniard.  He IMed me while I was in my kitchen waiting for 2 pounds of spinach to wilt so I went along with it.  Based on the convo, it seems he only IMed me to tell me he signed up for a cougar dating party.  Awesome…and, also oddly fitting.

Why are boys so weird?  I don’t know any girls who would IM any of their past lovers to talk about either topic.