Happy Birthday, KatieMadonna!
Posted on September 10th, 2009 in Uncategorized
Devoted NSG reader and oft-mentioned manhuntress, KatieMadonna, is turning 30 today! She plans to do so with grace and dignity. If by grace and dignity she means booze and cigarettes, I’m sure she’ll succeed. I kid, I kid…sort of. 
Happy Birthday, lady. May we never speak of the facts of this day again. Remember, you are only as old as you look and you have the skin of a baby seal so rejoice!
In other birthday related news, I’ve decided on the theme of my upcoming birthday party (which will be my 2nd 27th birthday). The theme will be “help get me laid” and I’m going to ask all of my friends to bring one straight boy I’ve never met to the party in lieu of a present. I think it’s a brilliant idea.
This warms my cold black heart.
I’ll start looking for your pressie asap.