Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were having drinks this weekend at Hotel Dumonte at the table next to my friends. If you somehow were reading this site late on Saturday night, you would have seen a drunkenly misspelled sighting. Here are some more details:
-Apparently they smell like flowers. (Ahh, the fresh scent of people who have professionals clean for them and do their laundry.)
-ScarJo’s ring is huge.
-ScarJo and I have the exact same physique. (Either I have very kind friends or ScarJo’s been eating some cheese lately.)
-ScarJo’s skin was flawless and she was wearing black framed glasses. (Note to self: need new glasses)
-They were with other people and were discussing surgery of some sort.
Daniel Radcliffe only dates older women. “Older women” meaning girls in their twenties. He’s 19. Sounds like Harry Potter is ripe for the picking.
Ciara and Kristinia DeBarge will be opening for Britney on the 2nd leg of her US Tour. They shouldn’t get that excited though. The Pussycat Dolls said they never once saw Britney while they were on tour with her.
Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock might be knocking cowboy boots.
Leighton Meester is probably engaged to her boyfriend Sebastian Stan. It hasn’t been confirmed by her people but they haven’t denied it.
According to a new book, Marlon Brando and Jackie Kennedy got it on a couple of times back when Marlon was a hottie.
Kim Kardashian is working on an album. Does she not realize that people can’t see her ass through the radio and therefore will not care?
Katie Holmes is doing a Judy Garland tribute on the season finale of So You Think You Can Dance. Would you be surprised if I told you it was because Tom Cruise was pushing her to do it? He just LOVES Judy…
Jonathan Rhys Meyers got arrested in the Charles De Gaulle airport after punching a waiter who tried to breakup a fight between JRM and a bar manager who refused to serve him more alcohol. I guess rehab didn’t work.
As we all know by now, Michael Jackson passed away yesterday. The news was very shocking and I think it reminded everyone just how much he affected all of our lives in some way. While I’m sure the media coverage will eventually turn sour, I’m glad that the news and gossip outlets are treating this with respect and celebrating the great things about his life. He truly was one of the greatest performers - dare I say THE greatest performer - to have ever lived. His music spans the experiences of two generations. The Jackson 5 provided the music backdrop to my mom’s childhood and Thriller was mine.
I used to be SO obsessed with Michael Jackson. My cousin and I used to get into huge fights whenever we played house because we both wanted him to be our husband. I own two of the Michael Jackson dolls because we would fight like wildwomen over the first doll whenever we played Barbies. My mom didn’t want to break up any more fights so she just bought me a second doll to share with my friends. I used to listen to the Thriller album all the time, but the actual song Thriller really scared me. I wasn’t tall enough to reach the needle on the record player so I would just run out of the living room, holding my ears singing “LALALA”. My whole family knew that was their cue to go into the living room and flip the record over so I could come back and listen to the album again. To this day, I get a little nervous whenever the song comes on.
A big thank you to Michael Jackson for sharing so much of his gift with the world.
The hot piece of man meat in the photo above is Bradley Cooper. You can’t really tell though because you can’t see his face but I don’t think you will mind since his abs, arms and quads are all very visible. Bradley and my homegirl, Jennifer Aniston, were spotted out on a date in NYC this past week. I hope this is true because they’d make a very, very pretty couple. They seem like a good fit - they are both funny and super dedicated to their workouts and their dogs. The only thing that might be a problem is that Bradley does not drink and Jennifer can throw back tequila like a…well, like me.
In other semi-related to Bradley Cooper news, Nip/Tuck has been canceled. This is sad news. Even sadder is the fact that although they finished shooting the final season on June 12th, it won’t air until 2011.
Jon & Kate are getting a divorce, production on their show has been halted and Jon is moving to NYC. Can we stop talking about them now?
Denise Richards confirmed in an interview that John Stamos is really good in bed. Good to know.
K-Fed owes owes the IRS $14,371 in back taxes. He was probably too busy eating to do his taxes.
There’s lots to report on the baby news front. It’s been confirmed that Gisele is definitely pregnant. Also, Camilla Alves & Matthew McConaughey are expecting their second baby. Rachel Griffiths gave birth to a baby girl. Ooh, and Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick’s twin girls were born today! Congrats to all.
Britney is NOT engaged. Not that her camp has come out to deny the rumors. They don’t have to because this is Star Magazine reporting and no one believes them anymore. It was only a week ago that we got the official confirmation that she was dating Jason Trawick. I just thought I’d let you know that the marriage rumors have begun. Besides, you know Papa Spears is not letting go of control over her pocket book after all the work he’s put in de-crazyfying the Britney machine.
Victoria Beckham and I are the same size. I’ll wait a moment while you clean up the iced coffee you just spit out on your keyboard. Compose yourself, I’m talking about her breast size. Posh Spice got fed up with having giant, fake, rock hard tits and got her implants removed. She’s now down to the lovely handfull that is a 34B.
Peter Andre and Katie Price have both signed reality show deals. Surprise, surprise. They will each have their own show to chronicle the divorce - each from their own side. Who wants to bet $20 that the season finale of each show will be an hour long special where they realize they are still in love and get back together.
The latest news from neverending lesbian break-up land is that Samantha Ronson broke up with Lindsay Lohan again last night. This time via a text message after Sam went to dinner with Nicole Ritchie who totally despises Lindsay. These people are ridiculous.
Megan Fox broke up with David Silver aka Brian Austin Green again. If you care…
I caught a glimpse of Robert Pattinson today. They were filming in an NYU building and I was able to see him through the window. All in all, the whole thing was pretty lackluster. He’s cute and all that’s for sure but I wasn’t awestruck or anything. My heart didn’t even skip a beat. Alas, it’s probably for the best and shows that I retain a shred of my sanity. For reals, his fans are crazy. I know whenever he walks on set because I can hear the fans screaming - and I’m in my office, blocks away with the window shut. The clip above shows him getting attacked by some fans yesterday. It looks kind of shitty to be him. If he gets sad about it, he can put his head to my bosom for comfort.
Lindsay Lohan might be an international jewel thief. I do not kid. Scotland Yard is questioning her regarding $500,000 worth of jewelry that went missing from an Elle shoot she did in London.
Usher filed for divorce from his she-male wife (husband).
Chastity Bono is now Chaz Bono. He’s in the process of transition. It’s actually really brave of him to come out public about it. Let’s hope the media treats him with respect. That shit is intense. I watched The L Word so I totally know.
It’s official. Malawi is allowing Madonna to adopt Mercy James. She was so overjoyed by the news that she had someone she pays arrange a private flight for someone else she pays to go get the girl. Yep, this little girl from Africa who probably hasn’t even seen a plane is going to get put on one, taken away from the life she knows and sent to America and her “mother” couldn’t clear her schedule to make the trip with her.
I believe you could put this photo in the dictionary under the word “UPGRADE”. The sexy beast in the photo with Dita Von Teese is her new boyfriend - 25 year old Frenchman Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac. I’d say he’s quite the step up from Marilyn Manson, no?
Britney just added Australian dates to her tour. This is the first time she’s taken a tour Down Under. Papa Spears is keeping her busy. It’s probably for the best - plus, between her legal troubles and funding Kevin’s overeating disorder, she needs the funds. It will be interesting to see how she holds up when she’s not working all the time. I bet there’s a reason they are keeping her busy.
Leo DiCaprio is single…for any of you still stuck in 1998 who may care.
Speaking of being stuck in the 90’s, Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are engaged. Remember back when every girl thought they were Angela from My So Called Life?
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson left London together and Lindsay has since been seen at Sam’s house in L.A. Based on Lindsay’s Twitter’s, it seems like they are really back together. Lindsay was also seen with a diamond ring on her hand but I’m not buying into that.
It looks like Madonna’s people were finally able to convince (aka bribe/intimidate) the Malawian government. The courts are expected to approve her bid to adopt little Mercy James.
Britney’s Tater Tots busted a move during a rehearsal for her UK tour. It’s so cute, it almost melts my cold, black heart.
Brad and Angelina are officially denying breakup rumors. I believe them.
Here’s the latest story from the National Enquirer. Take it with a grain of salt. When Sean Penn announced to Robin Wright Penn that he wanted a divorce, he also told her that he dreamed of meeting someone new and starting a family. That’s cold. That’s colder than when The Ex told me sex was only a small step up from masturbation for him during our break up. In addition to his previous comment, when Robin very understandably got pissed and threw her wedding ring at him, Sean said she was acting like a child. I do kind of believe this story.
Chris Pine, the hottie from Star Trek aka the new wet dream of every gay man I know, dumped that chick from The Hills. Methinks he realized he could do a lot better now that he’s the star of what is sure to become a very successful franchise.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together OR Lindsay is stalking Sam. Either way, they were spotted together at Bungalow 8 in London. I warned you that lesbian breakups take forever.
Christina Ricci and that very tall man she was with broke off their engagement.
The best news of the day award goes to Whitney Houston. It was announced that her album will drop on September 1st. I can’t wait for the first single. I hope it was worth the seven year wait.
This image of all of this week’s Jon & Kate magazine covers is kind of mind-numbing. I actually watched an episode of it last night and the way they relate to each other now is so different from the first season of the show. Yes, I have watched every season of this show. Michael K over at DListed has a really great breakdown of what each of the magazines is saying this week. I personally just wanted to bring to your attention the story from her ex-fiance who says she used to each a lot of junk food and their typical date night consisted of an evening at Ruby Tuesdays. I love Ruby Tuesdays and had to give it a shout out here on NSG. Whenever my main gay and I need some special “us” time, we always find a romantic little corner table near the salad bar where we can go to town on some spinach artichoke dip and some pumpernickel croutons with avocado ranch dressing. Mmm…moving on…
Ashlee Simpson got wiggity wasted at a party recently and ended up making a fool of herself in front of everyone. Guess those pregnancy rumors were false.
Rihanna might leak some “less than flattering” nude photos of Chris Brown because she’s pissed about the nude photos leaked of her. She’s convinced someone from his camp leaked them. She’s also been talking smack about sexy time skills. Apparently, he’s clumsy.
The National Enquirer claims Brangelina are over. Brad is going to film a couple of movies in California while Angelina takes the kids to their French Chateau. I don’t really believe the story but they have broken a few really great stories this year so I thought I’d let y’all know. I’d like to think Brad would probably not let the kids go so easily.
Madonna is paying a lot of money to turn her boy toy Jesus into a DJ. She’s shelling out a small fortune on lessons and equipment. I’m not going to knock it. He’s working hard for that money.
